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McReggae
#1 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 6:31:00 AM
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....should it not be 'don't drink while drunk!!!'

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
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#2 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 6:39:00 AM
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@McRe...
Are you ok?!

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McReggae
#3 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 6:45:00 AM
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Thought wen they say dont drink and drive they mean you should be taking no pombe while on the wheel..........you might have drowned 20 bottles before that!!!!!

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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JkMwatha
#4 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 6:51:00 AM
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I think the problem with drinking and driving is that you could spill the beer.
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The General
#5 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 6:57:00 AM
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@ Jk,

That would only happen if you hold your beer with one hand,try two..

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
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Sasha
#6 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 7:50:00 AM
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What would guka say about this now that he confessed that his bijuti is usually more drunk than him?



Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
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Wendz
#7 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 7:58:00 AM
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@Sasha

may be,dont drive a drunk!!!

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simonkabz
#8 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:04:00 AM
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Usikunywe kisha uendeshe...that will be flushing good beer down the toilet...

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Kaigangio
#9 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:04:00 AM
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...or may be it should be 'dont drive and drink'

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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mlefu
#10 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:07:00 AM
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which by default gives way to the BEST pick up line ever..its stuck on my dashboard..side ya passenger..' IF YOU MUST DRINK AND DRIVE,DRINK MILK' not for simple minds.

why keep one fish in a glass aquarium while you can have all the fish in the ocean?
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The General
#11 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:13:00 AM
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@ mlefu,ha ha

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
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Kaigangio
#12 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:22:00 AM
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@ mlefu

'IF YOU MUST DRINK AND DRIVE,DRINK MILK'

have you ever thought of:

'IF YOU MUST DRIVE AND DRINK,DRIVE ..............

or

'IF YOU MUST DRIVE AND DRINK,DRINK ..............

lookin at both sides of the coin...


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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mlefu
#13 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:26:00 AM
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cum to think of it..the answers are..
a) DRIVE shaft.
b) DRINK milk... as long as its not Sukuma.

why keep one fish in a glass aquarium while you can have all the fish in the ocean?
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Kaigangio
#14 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:47:00 AM
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mlefu,'IF YOU MUST DRIVE AND DRINK,DRINK SUKUMA' wachana na conditions.....

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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willin2learn
#15 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 9:04:00 AM
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Or may be try ' IF YOU MUST DRINK AND DRIVE,DRIVE FIRST'
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Njunge
#16 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 9:06:00 AM
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@Sasha,

If am gaga,i leave the bijuti behind......especially after Mcreggae and the tree that crossed the road...-:)


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The General
#17 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 9:07:00 AM
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Or ' IF YOU MUST DRIVE THE DRUNK,DRINK FIRST'

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
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Sasha
#18 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 9:09:00 AM
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LOL Wendz! Considering that he always carries that makonge, he could walk it home! His would be 'If you must drink and drive,carry a makonge'!


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JkMwatha
#19 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 10:17:00 AM
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May be we should have some signs like this



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McReggae
#20 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 11:47:00 AM
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Njung'e..........so you remember the ka accident.........the car is back in top condition,thumbs up to CIC Insurance,hakuna ya sijui ulikuwa umeweka spacers kwa gari,mara ulikuwa umetoka wapi siku hio,mara sijui ulikunywa nini......nothing,you report the accident,they keep their word!!!!!!

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..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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