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The General
#11 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:13:00 AM
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@ mlefu,ha ha

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
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Kaigangio
#12 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:22:00 AM
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@ mlefu

'IF YOU MUST DRINK AND DRIVE,DRINK MILK'

have you ever thought of:

'IF YOU MUST DRIVE AND DRINK,DRIVE ..............

or

'IF YOU MUST DRIVE AND DRINK,DRINK ..............

lookin at both sides of the coin...


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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mlefu
#13 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:26:00 AM
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cum to think of it..the answers are..
a) DRIVE shaft.
b) DRINK milk... as long as its not Sukuma.

why keep one fish in a glass aquarium while you can have all the fish in the ocean?
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Kaigangio
#14 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:47:00 AM
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mlefu,'IF YOU MUST DRIVE AND DRINK,DRINK SUKUMA' wachana na conditions.....

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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willin2learn
#15 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 9:04:00 AM
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Or may be try ' IF YOU MUST DRINK AND DRIVE,DRIVE FIRST'
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Njunge
#16 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 9:06:00 AM
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@Sasha,

If am gaga,i leave the bijuti behind......especially after Mcreggae and the tree that crossed the road...-:)


Yombo dhier....!!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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The General
#17 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 9:07:00 AM
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Or ' IF YOU MUST DRIVE THE DRUNK,DRINK FIRST'

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
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Sasha
#18 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 9:09:00 AM
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LOL Wendz! Considering that he always carries that makonge, he could walk it home! His would be 'If you must drink and drive,carry a makonge'!


Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
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JkMwatha
#19 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 10:17:00 AM
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May be we should have some signs like this



or


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McReggae
#20 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 11:47:00 AM
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Njung'e..........so you remember the ka accident.........the car is back in top condition,thumbs up to CIC Insurance,hakuna ya sijui ulikuwa umeweka spacers kwa gari,mara ulikuwa umetoka wapi siku hio,mara sijui ulikunywa nini......nothing,you report the accident,they keep their word!!!!!!

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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