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McReggae
#1 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 6:31:00 AM
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....should it not be 'don't drink while drunk!!!'

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mtaalam
#2 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 6:39:00 AM
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@McRe...
Are you ok?!

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McReggae
#3 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 6:45:00 AM
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Thought wen they say dont drink and drive they mean you should be taking no pombe while on the wheel..........you might have drowned 20 bottles before that!!!!!

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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JkMwatha
#4 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 6:51:00 AM
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I think the problem with drinking and driving is that you could spill the beer.
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The General
#5 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 6:57:00 AM
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@ Jk,

That would only happen if you hold your beer with one hand,try two..

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Sasha
#6 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 7:50:00 AM
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What would guka say about this now that he confessed that his bijuti is usually more drunk than him?



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Wendz
#7 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 7:58:00 AM
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@Sasha

may be,dont drive a drunk!!!

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Kaigangio
#8 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:04:00 AM
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...or may be it should be 'dont drive and drink'

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simonkabz
#9 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:04:00 AM
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Usikunywe kisha uendeshe...that will be flushing good beer down the toilet...

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mlefu
#10 Posted : Friday, June 19, 2009 8:07:00 AM
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which by default gives way to the BEST pick up line ever..its stuck on my dashboard..side ya passenger..' IF YOU MUST DRINK AND DRIVE,DRINK MILK' not for simple minds.

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