........it's amazing that shitty have zero injuries at this stage of the season, however Balotelli should get a 4 match ban after his foot stump on Parker!!!!

You should know better, si your team is there too? Ama ushasahau? Plastic fan.

atleast man city were eliminated by big teams, the likes of bayern. which team virtually eliminated man u? some small unknown swiss team. speaking of the swiss, man u fans were fasting, loliondo-ing and praying, hoping the swiss FA will be punished by eufa thereby allowing man useless back into champions league. guess what folks, those short cut, mlango wa nyuma tactics didnt work. you play on thursday nights!

@Jb, Please accord Plastic the respect it deserves. They say money can buy a players and fans but not

Mario likely to face 4 match ban

I hate the way agents totally own players!Mario's agent is some fat f*** who believes Mario's stamp was accidental, Howard is a coward and 'Arry - well, he didn't have anything good to say about 'Arry. He's threatening that his client will leave England if he continues being hustled...uuuhh, so scared!!!

We all know Mario's dream team is AC Milan so big deal. Violent conduct on the field is unacceptable!Even Karl Henry of Wolves should be given an extra ban by the FA despite getting a red card for his stamp over the weekend - this is football, not kick boxing!!!

City to Tevez, you can rot.....I can never agree more, dude has already lost 9.3M pounds!!!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/...y-tell-Tevez-to-rot.html

President Kagame says in Wenger we Rust!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/...ader-Wenger-must-go.html

" The following is a transcript of Arsenal manager Arsene "The Professor" Wenger's generous attempt to teach Harry how to send an email.

Wenger: OK, Harry. I've shown you how to turn the computer on and we've signed you up for a free email account. Now, we will try sending an email.

Redknapp: What's an email?

Wenger: It is like an electronic letter.

Redknapp: And the elves inside that picture piano deliver it to whoever you want?

Wenger: Well, there are no elves inside the computer, but yes, it will go to whoever you want.

Redknapp: What if I want to send something to Ted in Liverpool. Do them elves know how to get to Liverpool?

Wenger: There are no elves, Harry. None at all. But yes, you can send a message to anyone, anywhere in the world. Here, try typing one to me.

Redknapp: Right. How do you know which button is which?

Wenger: Just look at them. Each one has a letter, number or symbol on it. Press the ones you need.

Redknapp: Nice try, Arsene. But I ain't falling for that one. Them's all French letters. Where's the English ones?

Wenger: Those are English letters, Harry. Just type "Hello." That's all.

[Harry randomly presses all the keys as fast as he can]

Wenger: You just pressed random keys, Harry. That didn't spell any words.

Redknapp: Stupid computer. I'll sell you to Aston Villa, computer!

Wenger: It's an inanimate object, Harry. It can't hear you.

Redknapp: Them elves inside it can! I bet it's Jermain Defoe in there. He never listens.

Wenger: There are no elves! How do you possibly make it through the day?

Redknapp: My accountant. He writes all my checks, pays my bills. He runs my life. Looks like I'm going to need a new one with this tax mess I'm in, though.

Wenger: So you need someone to run all your finances, which you have absolutely no knowledge of?

Redknapp: Pretty much.

Wenger: I will spend your money for you. I mean...I will be your accountant.

Redknapp: That's triffic, Arsene! You're a top man.

Wenger: [laughs maniacally]

Transfer window closing today. there isn't any hype here...