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arapsonkot
#1 Posted : Tuesday, January 10, 2012 9:55:30 AM
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Just in case you missed here are some of his punchlines
Saitoti
He is a test-tube baby,made from clay and life breathed unto him by Moi and told him to walk.He's not becoming President,take this to the bank
Kalonzo
Kalonzo as an egg without salt,
Raila
Raila can lead others but cannot lead himself.
Raila has no political mannerism, he eats with his mouth open
Miguna
Miguna is an intellectual immoral with nothing to lose.
Sent from my iPad" is the new "Haters gonna hate".
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Impunity
#2 Posted : Tuesday, January 10, 2012 10:09:41 AM
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arapsonkot wrote:
Just in case you missed here are some of his punchlines
Saitoti
He is a test-tube baby,made from clay and life breathed unto him by Moi and told him to walk.He's not becoming President,take this to the bank
Kalonzo
Kalonzo as an egg without salt,
Raila
Raila can lead others but cannot lead himself.
Raila has no political mannerism, he eats with his mouth open
Miguna
Miguna is an intellectual immoral with nothing to lose.


And what did he said about madam president,Ms Kamencu?
Drool Drool
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wanyuru
#3 Posted : Tuesday, January 10, 2012 10:11:38 AM
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arapsonkot wrote:
Just in case you missed here are some of his punchlines

Kalonzo
Kalonzo as an egg without salt,


"On a scale of 1-10 on who would win the presidency, i'll give him a 3 and if a miracle happens, i'll give him a 3.5"
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2012
#4 Posted : Tuesday, January 10, 2012 10:12:47 AM
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My personal opinion: Mutahi Ngunyi is way overrated but I like him and his a gem for the media. Maybe he should consider running?

BBI will solve it :)
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arapsonkot
#5 Posted : Tuesday, January 10, 2012 10:14:18 AM
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And what did he said about madam president,Ms Kamencu?
Drool Drool [/quote]

He liken her to the gazelle who danced herself lame before the dance competition :)
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McReggae
#6 Posted : Tuesday, January 10, 2012 10:20:46 AM
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On MK he said there was no chance whatsover unless a miracle happenned (this miracle is only possible if MK dies (God forbid) before ending his term)
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Impunity
#7 Posted : Tuesday, January 10, 2012 10:24:37 AM
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McReggae wrote:
On MK he said there was no chance whatsover unless a miracle happenned (this miracle is only possible if MK dies (God forbid) before ending his term)


MK can only become prezzy if MK himself died, or what do you mean here?
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KulaRaha
#8 Posted : Tuesday, January 10, 2012 10:25:07 AM
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arapsonkot wrote:
Just in case you missed here are some of his punchlines
Saitoti
He is a test-tube baby,made from clay and life breathed unto him by Moi and told him to walk.He's not becoming President,take this to the bank
Kalonzo
Kalonzo as an egg without salt,
Raila
Raila can lead others but cannot lead himself.
Raila has no political mannerism, he eats with his mouth open
Miguna
Miguna is an intellectual immoral with nothing to lose.


So who does he think has the best chance?
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Ms Mkenya
#9 Posted : Tuesday, January 10, 2012 10:37:29 AM
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Rink?

As usual i did not watch smile
....above all, to stand.
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Impunity
#10 Posted : Tuesday, January 10, 2012 10:42:52 AM
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KulaRaha wrote:
arapsonkot wrote:
Just in case you missed here are some of his punchlines
Saitoti
He is a test-tube baby,made from clay and life breathed unto him by Moi and told him to walk.He's not becoming President,take this to the bank
Kalonzo
Kalonzo as an egg without salt,
Raila
Raila can lead others but cannot lead himself.
Raila has no political mannerism, he eats with his mouth open
Miguna
Miguna is an intellectual immoral with nothing to lose.


So who does he think has the best chance?


Kibs, albeit for a 12 month extension.
d'oh!
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