1. Boy to Fathers Daughter: I love your Daughter Since 5 Months
Father: How can you prove it?
Boy: Wait for 4 months... you will believe by yourself.

2. Why is penis so sad?
ANS: His hairstyle is a mess,his relatives are nuts,his neighbour is an asshole,and when he gets high,he throws up and faints!

3. Women think they are very clever because they can fake orgasms for a relationship. That is no big deal because ...men can fake a whole f***ing relationship for just an orgasm!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Accidents take a minute but sufferings a life! Please ensure that helmets and condoms are worn on appropriate heads during respective rides!

5. Husband and Wife returned from Honey Moon after a week
Husband: How did you enjoy the whole week?
Wife: The whole week has made my Hole Weak!

6. A drunk guy says while kissing his girlfriend:
Darling,your lips are very salty today
GF: Honey,you are between my legs.

7. Q: What is i-pill?
A: It is the second best thing a woman can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy. Now dont ask me what is the first!

8. Withought sex,our week would be MOURNDAY,TEARSDAY,WASTEDAY,THIRSTDAY,FIGHTDAY,SHATTERDAY and SHUNDAY.
Therefore remember this: seven days withought sex makes us week.

9. Wife in sexy mood says this to her husband
W. I want to have a wild experience. Tie me up and do whatever you want.
Excited,The husband ties her up and screws the maid!!