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akowally
#1 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 11:42:00 AM
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What is the funniest pick up line either you have used or heard.



'The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.” William James
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Izzoh
#2 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 12:04:00 PM
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From Eric Omondi about a Luo dude : 'I'm not usually this tall,it's just that I'm sitting on my wallet!'
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jaribu
#3 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 12:10:00 PM
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'yo sweetie....did you fart? Coz you blew me away...'

'do you believe in love at first sight..or shall i go out and walk in again?'


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Dizzy
#4 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 12:16:00 PM
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Hi is your name Angel.... well you must have come here right out of heaven

Strike while the iron is hot
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m water
#5 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 12:48:00 PM
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astronomy line
' lets go outside and i'll show you something else thats continually expanding'

tuweke amani for all the people
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enigma
#6 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 12:48:00 PM
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come sit on my lap n we can talk about the 1st thing that pops up!

top cat
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pinkpanther
#7 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 1:03:00 PM
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Jino moja,mswaki wa nini?

pink
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Kaimbaga
#8 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 1:06:00 PM
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Dear,You are the only tree left standing in mau

Be the change you want to see
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akowally
#9 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 1:12:00 PM
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I am hungry for love. I wish I could go to a hospital and someone just takes a syringe and sucks up that hunger slowly,till it I don't feel it any more. Can that nurse be you?

Funny thing,this was a line by a friend and it actually worked. LOL

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Pablo
#10 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 1:12:00 PM
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Nice legs..... What time do they open?


Want to be a millionaire.... plant a million cabbages and sell them at a bob...
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Ericks
#11 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 1:35:00 PM
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this one nearly got someone's ass kicked n by the way it was in a mat...

aaaaa wee nawe,mbwa ina matiti kumi na haizifungi,,,tena hairingi..... unanishow nini???????

Its just me
whatever choice you make in life make sure that you can live with it.
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akowally
#12 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 2:24:00 PM
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@ Ericks. Is that a pick up line or a diss

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Outvestor
#13 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 6:02:00 PM
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Kwangu kuna maji....

I came,I saw and was overcharged.
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leona
#14 Posted : Monday, September 14, 2009 7:56:00 PM
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LMAO! You guys are crazy..heheee

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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akowally
#15 Posted : Wednesday, September 16, 2009 7:27:00 AM
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Excuse me,but I’m new in town,can I have directions to your place?

Romans 8:28 (New International Version)
More Than Conquerors
And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him,who have been called according to his purpose.
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wangu.n
#16 Posted : Wednesday, September 16, 2009 8:00:00 AM
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all this could be yours for a low low price!!

You have a right to your opinion.
Allow me mine!
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jaribu
#17 Posted : Wednesday, September 16, 2009 8:07:00 AM
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and if she's feeling too good about herself...

'I may not be the best looking guy here,but I'm the only one talking to you!'

'was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?'

GUY- 'You're gorgeous. I'd really love to invite you out sometime.'

CHICK - 'No,thanks.'

GUY- 'Awww,come on! Lower your standards a little bit... ....I JUST DID...'


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wangu.n
#18 Posted : Wednesday, September 16, 2009 8:10:00 AM
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hey Laura! (big hug) I haven't seen you in forEVER.! (big kiss) You have changed so much,(im not laura) OMG you even changed your name?!

You have a right to your opinion.
Allow me mine!
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Gj
#19 Posted : Wednesday, September 16, 2009 8:19:00 AM
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A girl's legs are her best friends... but even the best of friends must part.

God bless the work of my hands....
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seeker*
#20 Posted : Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:21:00 PM
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you must be a calorie..because you are bad for my heart.
Don't fight a battle if you gain nothing by winning.” Erwin Rommel
When I was a child, I spoke like a child, thought like a child, and reasoned like a child. When I became an adult, I no longer used childish ways.
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