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How to join politics
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#11 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 4:24:45 PM
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Joined: 12/23/2010
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Rich
Stuff some hard Kenyan currency in your helicopter (dollars would be preferable). Fly over some place dropping the bank notes.
I forget whether the candidate who tried this won...
freiks
#12 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 4:34:31 PM
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Could you by any chance be vic on life. Here in wazua you can just be yourself use one username and drive your point home. Wacha kuwa kigeugeu
Life is an endless adventure
tycho
#13 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 4:43:37 PM
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Joined: 7/1/2011
Posts: 8,804
Location: Nairobi
Hi,

Know thy self, trash ideology, and love your neighbour as yourself.
Kaka M
#14 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 5:05:19 PM
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Joined: 4/18/2011
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Don't tell the electorate about being youngrich and idle, they will think you are joining politics for lack of something better to do. N once you become prominent under 25s then we'll be saying, "he/she was last seen boarding plane with an under 25 headed for Zanzibar."

If you are serious about politics and u got the right shock absorbers, together with the other credentials you mentioned, how about joining a youth group in church, the you be very active and ensure you talk to the Chairlady and anyone who would listen. Whatever the case u will have very little to loose.

McReggae
#15 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 5:13:50 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
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Location: Nairobi
Another smoker in the hood.....welkam!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Drunkard
#16 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 6:17:39 PM
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Joined: 5/3/2011
Posts: 559
chemos wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Injere wrote:
Young, rich, and idle do not usually occur in the same sentence in real life....are you seriously serious?

My free advise - do it the Obama style. Start as a community organiser and work your way up. Good luck!


@Injere,
You forgot one small and very important piece of advice....Aweke ten mirrion kwa account ya GukaPray ....ama?



ama akitaka vote ya ule mlevi(drunkard) amlipie 10k


I love making headlines everyday in Wazua, how cool is that? Anyone who call himself rich, young and Idle is probably broke, old and stressing. My advise to you is if you live outside Kenya, forget about it nobody will vote for you, not even your parents. Otherwise, I am a kingmaker here and yes if you can pay my 10k maybe and just maybe you can get my vote...... having a pretty sister might help it too.
Euge
#17 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 9:30:10 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
Hi young rich & idle. I am very broke. Please give me some money. Naomba unisaidie. About joining politics, please seek the advice of a wazuan called ojinga. He will sort you out in a big way. Ahsante na hiyo maneno ya pesa usisahau.
Lord, thank you!
youngrich&idle
#18 Posted : Saturday, November 05, 2011 12:21:35 PM
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Joined: 10/26/2011
Posts: 5
Drunkard wrote:
chemos wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Injere wrote:
Young, rich, and idle do not usually occur in the same sentence in real life....are you seriously serious?

My free advise - do it the Obama style. Start as a community organiser and work your way up. Good luck!


@Injere,
You forgot one small and very important piece of advice....Aweke ten mirrion kwa account ya GukaPray ....ama?



ama akitaka vote ya ule mlevi(drunkard) amlipie 10k


I love making headlines everyday in Wazua, how cool is that? Anyone who call himself rich, young and Idle is probably broke, old and stressing. My advise to you is if you live outside Kenya, forget about it nobody will vote for you, not even your parents. Otherwise, I am a kingmaker here and yes if you can pay my 10k maybe and just maybe you can get my vote...... having a pretty sister might help it too.


Thanks wazuans, I have read your suggestions. They are sadly not very useful, not your fault at all, I guess the guy who told me that wazuans are a clever lot did not realize that many here are just a rabble with an internet connection. From what you wrote I can see that your hearts are in the right place even though your brains are not. I imagine this answers the question why many of you are neither young rich or idle.
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