reminds me of an old mzee who once told me and i quote him verbatim 'son,no matter what you will be,no matter who you will be,no matter how you will be,NEVER compete shitting with an elephant...' Muite's a***hole was badly torn!!
NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...