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Gold digger
youcan'tstopusnow
#21 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 2:50:49 AM
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PONDI wrote:
CaptainGG wrote:
Why would a man want to marry such a lady, with children and probably having divorced another man.


well...perhaps anajua kuchakachua vilivyo. ever heard of a fobidden coastal bonoko technique called "Halwa"? uliza m-coast akuelezee zaidi


Yep. For 250 million and a Benz, my pinetree better get thoroughly milked on a daily basis until only powder is left.
I would also reserve the right for some boot action from time to time
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#22 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 4:59:26 AM
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wakagori wrote:
''well,i aint saying shes a gold digger,but she aint messing with no broke Nigga'' Kanye west song comes to mind.

n' if u ain't no punk..holla 'we want prenupt' ('we want prenupt') yeah... Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
meme
#23 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 8:25:05 AM
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Nazlin Ummar A Woman after my own wallet.....ooops heart!
Patience. You cannot have a baby in one month by impregnating nine women....
kichwangumu
#24 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 9:07:24 AM
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smile
kichwangumu
#25 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 9:09:42 AM
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Laughing out loudly naona hunderwear is peeping, hehe

what if she could've won the erection?Sad
mukiha
#26 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 9:27:45 AM
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Magigi wrote:
Wendz wrote:
Burning Spear wrote:
There are so many gold diggers surrounding us,may it be men or men but women have proved to be the worst and majority.

Why do such people think that they can only be provided for. Parasites if I may use such a word. Reminds me of a girl friend I dropped like its hot for being lazy (in the mind)and believing in handouts.She was a drop dead gorgeous lady though but without brains.


BS, do not misuse the word "provide". It is the duty of a man to provide for his family or should i say, for his woman if there are no children yet. Its a God given duty. Nothing more, nothing less... however, because of the economic times we are living in, it is not enough that only a man can provide for the family, and so, God gives him a HELPER.... remember, your wife is not the provider... she is the helper... some HELPERS provide more than what the PROVIDER can.... that doesnt change the fact that we have only one PROVIDER - unless he is relegated or is not there altogether.... Unfortunately, some women are not very good in their duty as helpers..... some pull the providers down, but if you are lucky, you get a huge boost.... so there you have it.

@Calla - am hoping @BS had not already had his bag full of gold in some other quarters when he realised someone was still digging....(on a light note BS ;-)



@Wendz
...Take my my high 5!!! But that Bible verse should not be used when it suits you guys...How do you provide for a woman/lady/mistress/girlfriend who is not submissive?


@Magigi: It does not say that you provide only when she submits... The providing part is unconditional; but so is the submission. Each instruction is give separately. I guess this is one of the reasons why men and women have separate rooms in the mosques... so that they can get their unconditional instructions separately...
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#27 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 10:17:14 AM
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youcan'tstopusnow wrote:
PONDI wrote:
CaptainGG wrote:
Why would a man want to marry such a lady, with children and probably having divorced another man.


well...perhaps anajua kuchakachua vilivyo. ever heard of a fobidden coastal bonoko technique called "Halwa"? uliza m-coast akuelezee zaidi


Yep. For 250 million and a Benz, my pinetree better get thoroughly milked on a daily basis until only powder is left.
I would also reserve the right for some boot action from time to time

That bit i don't like
carygoh
#28 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 11:08:41 AM
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Burning Spear wrote:
There are so many gold diggers surrounding us,may it be men or men but women have proved to be the worst and majority.

Why do such people think that they can only be provided for. Parasites if I may use such a word. Reminds me of a girl friend I dropped like its hot for being lazy (in the mind)and believing in handouts.She was a drop dead gorgeous lady though but without brains.

smile
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famooz
#29 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 11:43:26 AM
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Embarrassing to say the least. and what can i say about the loan ?Laughing out loudly
karqui
#30 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 12:52:34 PM
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the best answer...
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#31 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 1:56:33 PM
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CaptainGG wrote:
Why would a man want to marry such a lady, with children and probably having divorced another man.

My sentiments exactly! If I am going to be taken for everything I have, it had better be by a drop dead gorgeous young figure 8 lady who hasn't been around. This must be juju-vitis.

One more thing, if you get married to a forte something politician and you are filthy rich and you don't insist on a prenup, then you are nothing but a punk!!! Unless you can provide Incontrovertible evidence that you were suffering from a severe bout of juju-vitis.

If I have an empire worth billions (not Zimbabwean) then you better believe we are getting a prenup. I don't care who you is. You could be from the Monaco royal family but you'll have to sign those papers! If I made the money when we are together, you can have some of it. But if you got me with the cash.... and stayed for only one year...
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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#32 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 2:03:56 PM
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When he married her, she says, Mr Chatur took over all her liabilities and responsibilities, including all legal matters and care for her children.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly What about assests?

Mr Chatur should also be ordered to pay the Sh2.2 million every month pending hearing and determination of the case.

"Just because I didn't become president, doesn't mean I shouldn't get presidential salary."
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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#33 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 2:11:40 PM
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To all male wazuans - After reading that article, what advice would you give to your son concerning women? Imagine you were to have "that talk" with him today.

I know we have a few good ladies out there - the likes of @Wendz - but seriously, what are the odds of your son NOT meeting a Nazlin Umar in future?
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
mlefu
#34 Posted : Wednesday, October 26, 2011 4:09:08 PM
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muganda
#35 Posted : Friday, November 04, 2011 4:52:25 PM
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It wasn't me...
Businessman Madatali Chatur has denied claims by #Nazlin Umar that he is her husband. Captial_FM
sparkly wrote:
Nazlin Omar asks for quarter a billion after one year of marriage. Surprising she could run for presidency but cant tske care of herself.
www.nation.co.ke/News/Na...6/-/i26mudz/-/index.html

Intelligentsia
#36 Posted : Friday, November 04, 2011 5:05:31 PM
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mukiha wrote:
Elder wrote:
Aii. Hata a share of the loan anataka. Will she also pay back her share of the loan plus interest? Wonders never cease! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


The loan part is quite comical. Does she imagine that banks give loans to people to spend on anything? Loans are given to finance specified projects. What she should be eying is the project....

But that also reminds me of another case where a woman was claiming to be given 50% of a certain property "and it's bank account" after a divorce.

She was eying the 500k monthly rent collected - her share would be 250k. After much negotiation, the ex-husband decided to let her have 100% of this property on condition that she lays no more claim on anything else. This was by far their largest investment as a couple.

She agreed and signed the papers.....

On the first month and the release, she was shocked to realise that the property had an outstanding mortgage whose monthly instalment was 750k. The bank collected the full rent of 500k and still sent her a demand notice for the remaining 250k


Moral: be careful what you wish for, you might just get it!


It is possible a bank can restructure such a loan to have repayments of 500k if it is proven no further income is available to the new owner,under the circumstances. And then they would have to take a rental assignment.
Bank wouldnt lose in the long run because property value (hence its security cover)and rental roll can only go up while loan o/s goes south. Her only drawback would be she has to pay for a longer tenor.
My 2 cents.


Mpenzi
#37 Posted : Saturday, November 05, 2011 3:05:25 PM
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Wazua language being used elsewheresmile

C&P

Submitted by mkei
My goodness,250 mn for dowry n 2mn monthly maintenance? The airport must be glittering with 24 carats diamond. Nazlin! Nazlin! Nazlin!

Posted  November 05, 2011 09:23 AM  
youcan'tstopusnow
#38 Posted : Saturday, November 05, 2011 4:14:52 PM
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Mpenzi wrote:
Wazua language being used elsewheresmile

C&P

Submitted by mkei
My goodness,250 mn for dowry n 2mn monthly maintenance? The airport must be glittering with 24 carats diamond. Nazlin! Nazlin! Nazlin!

Posted  November 05, 2011 09:23 AM  


Laughing out loudly
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youcan'tstopusnow
#39 Posted : Saturday, November 05, 2011 4:16:40 PM
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Haha! The 1 million shilling dowry chickLaughing out loudly
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WakaWaka
#40 Posted : Saturday, November 05, 2011 9:30:28 PM
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youcan'tstopusnow wrote:


Haha! The 1 million shilling dowry chickLaughing out loudly

hahaha someone please update us. hopefully she upgraded her cheap shiny suit and overpowdered face.
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