That Piece of MEAT that separates brothers and sisters!!!!!
That Piece of MEAT that causes Husbands and Wife's to divorce!!!
That Piece of MEAT that causes hatred between brothers and sisters!!!!
That Piece of MEAT that causes women to fight with women,
and .... brothers to fight with brothers!!!! !
It is that Piece of MEAT that is more outside than inside ,
and sometimes more inside than outside .
Beloved brothers and sisters,
It is that Piece of MEAT that can give so much pain,
but it also brings a lot of PLEASURE!
that Piece of MEAT

WHICH IS THE TONGUE

Last month was my Birthday,
My wife & kids didn't wish me,
I went to work,my friends didn't wish me.
I entered my office, my P.A said happy birthday boss.
I felt special. she asked me for lunch,
After lunch she invited me to her apartment.
There she said 'Do u mind if i go to my bedroom n undress?
'Okay Fine' I said nervously waitin for action.
She came out few minutes later wit a large cake followed by my wife, kids, friends and i was sitting there....... NAKED!! .....men when deal is too gud think twice!

C & P
Cow(oh boy) Boots

Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!

Did you hear about the Texas Teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner they got the boots off and he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said,

"I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

Her trial starts next month.

mgeman, nice one!!!!

C & P

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewellery, my dear. Jewellery.”

And i was thinking lucky guy

the guy lands his airplane twice a year
corporate prayers!

C&P
The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won..
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:


BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . .. . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer !
Have a nice day!

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

How different people say good night.
London:Goodnight folks.
Paris:Bon nuit.
Nairobi:Tuonane kesho.
Central Kenya:Kamau, Funguria ubwa,Gate ingiza kwa store isiende,nyororo funga nayo probox,Kufuri funga nayo store,harafu kisu uweke shini ya pirrow na ukae nasho.