That Piece of MEAT that separates brothers and sisters!!!!!
That Piece of MEAT that causes Husbands and Wife's to divorce!!!
That Piece of MEAT that causes hatred between brothers and sisters!!!!
That Piece of MEAT that causes women to fight with women,
and .... brothers to fight with brothers!!!! !
It is that Piece of MEAT that is more outside than inside ,
and sometimes more inside than outside .
Beloved brothers and sisters,
It is that Piece of MEAT that can give so much pain,
but it also brings a lot of PLEASURE!
that Piece of MEAT

WHICH IS THE TONGUE

Last month was my Birthday,
My wife & kids didn't wish me,
I went to work,my friends didn't wish me.
I entered my office, my P.A said happy birthday boss.
I felt special. she asked me for lunch,
After lunch she invited me to her apartment.
There she said 'Do u mind if i go to my bedroom n undress?
'Okay Fine' I said nervously waitin for action.
She came out few minutes later wit a large cake followed by my wife, kids, friends and i was sitting there....... NAKED!! .....men when deal is too gud think twice!

C & P
Cow(oh boy) Boots

Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!

Did you hear about the Texas Teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner they got the boots off and he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said,

"I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

Her trial starts next month.

mgeman, nice one!!!!

C & P

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewellery, my dear. Jewellery.”