A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper Was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your Garage door?" This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped it up and remembering what his secretary had told him, Finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee From his secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the Garage door open did you see my HUMMER parked in there?" The secretary smiled for a moment and said, No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Starlet with 2 flat tires." She got fired!

seen on a motorbike in town.. Kenya...hakuna matata .................... au stima na maji... ( it was in the Kenyan flag colours)

C & P AFRICA TECHNOLOGY 5000 years of technology After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago. So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephones 1000 years earlier than the Russians." One week later, the Kenyan press reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500m, kenyan scientists have found absolutely nothing. The government has concluded that 5000 years ago,their ancestors were already using mobile phones due to cable theft problems."

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