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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Nigerian man called his mom from the USA.
Man: Mom, I have AIDS.
Mother: Don't come back home woo, my son woo abeg abegwoo.
Man: Why mom?
Mother: If you come back home-oh, then your wife will be infected. From your wife to your broda, from your broda to our maid woo, from our maid woo
to your fadda, from your fadda to my sistoo, from my sistoo to her husbaaand-oh, from him to me, from me to the gardener, from the gardener to your sistoo. And if your sistoo got AIDs, then the whole village will be infected-ooh! Ewoo-oh, my Son-woo!!
So in the name of GOD-ooh...PLEASE SAVE OUR VILLAGEwoo, DON'T COME BACK HOME-oo abeg abegwoo
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper Was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your Garage door?" This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped it up and remembering what his secretary had told him, Finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee From his secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the Garage door open did you see my HUMMER parked in there?" The secretary smiled for a moment and said, No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Starlet with 2 flat tires." She got fired!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2009 Posts: 2,863
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Ujinga ni fan wa asenali kuwa member wa Winners Chapel. IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/24/2007 Posts: 1,805
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seen on a motorbike in town..
Kenya...hakuna matata
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au stima na maji...
( it was in the Kenyan flag colours) I Think Therefore I Am
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Rank: Hello Joined: 7/13/2011 Posts: 9
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Betty went to a supermarket last week. She parked next to a car with a woman resting on the driver’s seat, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When Betty came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but this time, her eyes open.
The woman looked very strange, so Betty tapped on the window and asked "Are you okay? The woman answered "I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in." Betty didn't know what to do; so she ran into the supermarket where supermarket officials called the paramedics.
They had to break into the car because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.
A biscuit canister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, but then she had to hold her "brains" in as she hoped for assistance![/color][color=olive]
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 7/13/2011 Posts: 13
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C & P
AFRICA TECHNOLOGY
5000 years of technology
After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read:
"US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephones 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Kenyan press reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 500m, kenyan scientists have found absolutely nothing. The government has concluded that 5000 years ago,their ancestors were already using mobile phones due to cable theft problems."
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/9/2009 Posts: 1,493 Location: Nairobi
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Today i read a very sad article about the dangers of alcohol
so i have decided to quit reading!
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2009 Posts: 2,375
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The Kenyan Shilling and the Zimbabwean Dollar are now friends.Like.Comment It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/4/2009 Posts: 1,982 Location: matano manne
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Ujinga ni ma fans wa Arsenal kula Milo ati ndio wawe champions!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2009 Posts: 2,375
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Dear Math
I'm sick and tired of finding your "x".
Just accept the fact that she is gone.
MOVE ON DUDE . It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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