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Ministry of Ports
masukuma
#1 Posted : Friday, September 30, 2011 8:59:25 AM
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Sometime back the Uganda and Kenyan presidents and their top brass were meeting for a business talk in Kampala. The Ugandan president started by introducing his ministers to the Kenyan delegation. The first to be introduced was the minister of PORTS, to which the kenyan delegation gave a slight chuckle after his introduction. Wondering what the amusement was all about the Ugandan president asked - "What's so funny?" in response the Kenyans said - "Minister of PORTS?, you are a landlocked country thus no ports". The Ugandan president then retorted - "but you people have the ministry of justice too! don't you?"
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chemos
#2 Posted : Friday, September 30, 2011 9:52:11 AM
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phew..

thought it was impunity again with his airport theories..
Intelligentsia
#3 Posted : Friday, September 30, 2011 9:58:40 AM
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si we have a forestry officer for Mandera? Na pia a fisheries officer for Moyale?
Tebes
#4 Posted : Friday, September 30, 2011 10:03:16 AM
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masukuma wrote:
Sometime back the Uganda and Kenyan presidents and their top brass were meeting for a business talk in Kampala. The Ugandan president started by introducing his ministers to the Kenyan delegation. The first to be introduced was the minister of PORTS, to which the kenyan delegation gave a slight chuckle after his introduction. Wondering what the amusement was all about the Ugandan president asked - "What's so funny?" in response the Kenyans said - "Minister of PORTS?, you are a landlocked country thus no ports". The Ugandan president then retorted - "but you people have the ministry of justice too! don't you?"


Foolish kenyan delegation, aren't there airports, container freight stations, inland container depots etc in uganda? These are port and port extentions too. So many in Uganda. Remember also the lake victoria, there are ports on these waters too, example Port Bell. Museveni would have just told them you have nothing between your ears.smile
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masukuma
#5 Posted : Friday, September 30, 2011 3:55:44 PM
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Tebes wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Sometime back the Uganda and Kenyan presidents and their top brass were meeting for a business talk in Kampala. The Ugandan president started by introducing his ministers to the Kenyan delegation. The first to be introduced was the minister of PORTS, to which the kenyan delegation gave a slight chuckle after his introduction. Wondering what the amusement was all about the Ugandan president asked - "What's so funny?" in response the Kenyans said - "Minister of PORTS?, you are a landlocked country thus no ports". The Ugandan president then retorted - "but you people have the ministry of justice too! don't you?"


Foolish kenyan delegation, aren't there airports, container freight stations, inland container depots etc in uganda? These are port and port extentions too. So many in Uganda. Remember also the lake victoria, there are ports on these waters too, example Port Bell. Museveni would have just told them you have nothing between your ears.smile

they have more ports than we have justice
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