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Nairobi She-Mpig batters husband completely.
Euge
#41 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 4:35:38 PM
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kingfisher wrote:
hoodrat wrote:
Don't marry a woman who is bigger than you!


she may become big while in your house after feeding her well, while you may thin struggling to feed her and the clan

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vinii
#42 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 4:40:46 PM
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Euge wrote:
kingfisher wrote:
hoodrat wrote:
Don't marry a woman who is bigger than you!


she may become big while in your house after feeding her well, while you may thin struggling to feed her and the clan

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..you should also gorge yourself to keep pace - always ensure you are a step ( or is it a kilo) ahead !!!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
Rahatupu
#43 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 5:03:32 PM
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cmk wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
[quote=Impunity]@king, how do u prevent her from habouring such thoughts?


Here is how.Once in a while,come home late and make sure not to use the door....I mean,like in those Kung-fu movies (Hwang-Yu),fly through the window and make sure to ask what happened to the window the following morningDrool...For those who do not partake,don't try this at homesmile

@ njung'e..you mean kupita na glass and grills?would rather use the quarry hammer,then proceed to kill the tv and fridge..

reminds me of a tough mohine who in the process of showing the wife the kind of metal he was made of,used to come home drunk and instead of peeing in the loo would instead do it in the sufurias..that woman had big problems..luckily they never had a kid then.


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Ms Mkenya
#44 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 5:30:07 PM
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Hii ni aibu kwetu...
We were never meant to be violent.
....above all, to stand.
Shak
#45 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 7:26:13 PM
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The husband has rubbished the battery claims. He says if indeed he had been physically assaulted as claimed, there would be a bump on his head then proceeds to show us there's none. He said he suffers from convulsions which the doctors are yet to explain
banyamulenge
#46 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 9:08:14 PM
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All said and done,we members of MAWE, Wazua branch give the government 48HRS to take ation failure to which......

"The longer the fuse the mightier the blast!"
vinii
#47 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 9:17:15 PM
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..and why is the man eating so aggressively on the hospital bed?? Kwani ananyimua chakula nyumbani !!
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
Lolest!
#48 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 9:39:07 PM
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banyamulenge wrote:
All said and done,we members of MAWE, Wazua branch give the government 48HRS to take ation failure to which......

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'user'
#49 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 10:27:32 PM
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Spend.thrift wrote:
Impunity wrote:
kingfisher wrote:
i have never understood how a man is beaten by the wife. ok, let me put it this way... I have never understood how a woman can even imagine to beat up her husband. how now?? huyo ni mwanamme aina gani??


Long'i

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You guys aren't sure what you are talking back. Returning "fire" to a woman's slap, kick or blow is more cowardly than the latter. Come to think of it, if youre infuriated and decide to rain kick for kick, slap for slap or blow for blow, you're likely to be charged for murder or manslaughter if you argue self defence. And how will you kids look at or think of a daddy who kicks or punches mummy.

in such a case itakuwa kutafuta ushindi
.nijikakamua nishinde.hata kama yeye ni mlima nitampanda.issues za mada tutadeal nazo baadaye
2012 is here.Kenya is Ours.Be Part of The Peace Keeping Mission To Protect Our Motherland.Say No To Violence and Tribal Hatred .If you can read this,wewe ni mtu amesoma, usifikirie kama mtu hajaenda shule .Ni Hayo Tu
nostoppingthis
#50 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 10:59:35 PM
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If a man is ongoro'd because of P.E, would it be known as 'post erection violence'? Laughing out loudly
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