wazua Fri, May 8, 2026
Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Log In

10 Pages«<23456>»
Nairobi She-Mpig batters husband completely.
Options
Previous Topic · Next Topic
cmk
#31 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 1:15:10 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 1/24/2008
Posts: 479
Njung'e wrote:
[quote=Impunity]@king, how do u prevent her from habouring such thoughts?


Here is how.Once in a while,come home late and make sure not to use the door....I mean,like in those Kung-fu movies (Hwang-Yu),fly through the window and make sure to ask what happened to the window the following morningDrool...For those who do not partake,don't try this at homesmile

@ njung'e..you mean kupita na glass and grills?would rather use the quarry hammer,then proceed to kill the tv and fridge..

reminds me of a tough mohine who in the process of showing the wife the kind of metal he was made of,used to come home drunk and instead of peeing in the loo would instead do it in the sufurias..that woman had big problems..luckily they never had a kid then.
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
Back to top
  |
Njung'e
#32 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 1:23:12 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
cmk wrote:
[quote=Njung'e]
you mean kupita na glass and grills?


YesDrool ....Possibly,don't use her blankets or sheets.Use the grill kujifunika mpaka chee.smile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Back to top
  |
smith01
#33 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 1:47:21 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 8/5/2010
Posts: 161
cmk wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
hoodrat wrote:
Don't marry a woman who is bigger than you!

AMEN!!Applause Applause Applause


better still don't marry at all


Coward smile
Back to top
  |
bwenyenye
#34 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 1:58:47 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/24/2007
Posts: 1,805
I think the issue is that the dude had no money and the wife knows that she can live without the guy na hatafanya kitu...

@Impunity the only sure way to make sure that she does not harbor those thoughts is to be sure, she needs you... but then again,you can go @Guka style
I Think Therefore I Am
Back to top
  |
danas10
#35 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 2:14:36 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 10/8/2010
Posts: 763
Location: Intersection
bwenyenye wrote:
I think the issue is that the dude had no money and the wife knows that she can live without the guy na hatafanya kitu...

@Impunity the only sure way to make sure that she does not harbor those thoughts is to be sure, she needs you... but then again,you can go @Guka style


d'oh! Think Think
Back to top
  | | Edit by user: Monday, September 19, 2011 2:15 PM | Reason: Not specified
Sigiriri
#36 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 2:24:12 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 6/26/2008
Posts: 319
Hii maneno ya equality nilisema zamani - ni shida tupu.

Those who are fortunate to marry a woman who knows her place - with or without money, are the only ones who will be exempt from the possibility of bitter marital problems ranging from mental to physical abuse from the so called 'emancipated' woman of today.

It is very true that in many cases the woman looks at the jamaa and decides she can do without him since she has an income probably larger than the mzee's is the most likely to abuse the husband. Ukiwa in such a dilemma, it gets difficult. But my fellow jamaas, we must realize that we too deserve to be happy. If it ain't working, it ain't worth it! Wengi hawapigwi war physical, but psychologically they have been damaged! Heri kubakia nyoni!!
Back to top
  | | Edit by user: Monday, September 19, 2011 2:25 PM | Reason: Not specified
bwenyenye
#37 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 2:29:24 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/24/2007
Posts: 1,805
Sigiriri wrote:
Hii maneno ya equality nilisema zamani - ni shida tupu.

Those who are fortunate to marry a woman who knows her place - with or without money, are the only ones who will be exempt from the possibility of bitter marital problems ranging from mental to physical abuse from the so called 'emancipated' woman of today.

It is very true that in many cases the woman looks at the jamaa and decides she can do without him since she has an income probably larger than the mzee's is the most likely to abuse the husband. Ukiwa in such a dilemma, it gets difficult. But my fellow jamaas, we must realize that we too deserve to be happy. If it ain't working, it ain't worth it! Wengi hawapigwi war physical, but psychologically they have been damaged! Heri kubakia nyoni!!


hiyo ni kweri
I Think Therefore I Am
Back to top
  |
Gordon Gekko
#38 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 2:48:16 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/27/2008
Posts: 3,760
August 2012 minus 3 months is not too far and she will not see the Kasarani Constituency office again. Long'i sasa itakuwa ya nani?
Back to top
  |
vinii
#39 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 3:12:16 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/14/2009
Posts: 2,057
...problem is when you marry one wife...ask Bifwoli and Atwoli and they will tell you that their wives are humble and respectful..when you marry several, it creates a sense of equilbrium in the house..
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
Back to top
  |
Sigiriri
#40 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 3:43:36 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 6/26/2008
Posts: 319
@Vinii....nice way of looking at it.
Back to top
  |
10 Pages«<23456>»
Forum Jump  
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Wazua Club SK Theme
Powered by YAF | YAF © 2003-2009, Yet Another Forum.NET
Copyright © 2026 Wazua.co.ke. All Rights Reserved.