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Jus Blazin
#21 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 12:13:53 PM
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hoodrat wrote:
Don't marry a woman who is bigger than you!

AMEN!!Applause Applause Applause
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Impunity
#22 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 12:14:52 PM
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I read somewher that if both the man and woman are both huge physically then matters airport becomes tricky and unbearable?
One has to be smaller than the other, and note that most women balloons soon after tying the knot.
Sisi kwisha!PAP!
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kingfisher
#23 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 12:25:02 PM
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hoodrat wrote:
Don't marry a woman who is bigger than you!


she may become big while in your house after feeding her well, while you may thin struggling to feed her and the clan
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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ali
#24 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 12:32:04 PM
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I have gone through the story. Mr husband stood almost no chance. 1. He was drunk, she was not. 2. He was nxt to the stairs..pande ya juu, she was not nxt to to stairs. 3. She was on the offensive, threw the first object and mr ducked, the 2nd one got him. Shows the guy was under attack, due to his being drunk, and the distance btwn them,he couldnt disarm or neutralise the attacker. I dnt think there is enough evidence to show that she can win in a straight fight.
For in him (Jesus) we live and move and have our being-Acts 17:28
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Njung'e
#25 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 12:35:22 PM
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Impunity wrote:
@king, how do u prevent her from habouring such thoughts?


Here is how.Once in a while,come home late and make sure not to use the door....I mean,like in those Kung-fu movies (Hwang-Yu),fly through the window and make sure to ask what happened to the window the following morningDrool...For those who do not partake,don't try this at homesmile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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nostoppingthis
#26 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 12:41:40 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:
I read somewher that if both the man and woman are both huge physically then matters airport becomes tricky and unbearable?
One has to be smaller than the other, and note that most women balloons soon after tying the knot.
Sisi kwisha!PAP!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @Impunity, kama uko na pot, you become a see-saw without reaching the intended targetsmile
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hoodrat
#27 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 12:46:34 PM
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kingfisher wrote:
hoodrat wrote:
Don't marry a woman who is bigger than you!


she may become big while in your house after feeding her well, while you may thin struggling to feed her and the clan

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Then you need to invest in some martial arts class or gym because once she becomes bigger than you she will let you know it in no uncertain ways!
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today!
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cmk
#28 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 1:05:29 PM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
hoodrat wrote:
Don't marry a woman who is bigger than you!

AMEN!!Applause Applause Applause


better still don't marry at all
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
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patcho
#29 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 1:06:03 PM
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Magigi
#30 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 1:06:32 PM
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...Why cant he rent out his wife to Sonko for one week!!!
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