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Nairobi She-Mpig batters husband completely.
Impunity
#1 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 9:35:01 AM
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"The Star" has it all.
Who is she?

Sad Sad
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Burning Spear
#2 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 9:42:56 AM
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Impunity wrote:
"The Star" has it all.
Who is she?

Sad Sad


If we use elimination method,this time not from central.
Could be Eastern
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
Impunity
#3 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 9:44:15 AM
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She is s amature looking mother at the same time.
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Impunity
#4 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 9:51:11 AM
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Burning Spear wrote:
Impunity wrote:
"The Star" has it all.
Who is she?

Sad Sad


If we use elimination method,this time not from central.
Could be Eastern


Do we have an Easterner She-Mpig in Nairobi really?
d'oh!
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vinii
#5 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 9:54:09 AM
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Assistant Minister Ongoro...wanaume wacheni phombe, otherwise one day a vase will be thrown at you and in your drunken state you will not be swift enough to duck...next thing you find yourself at HDU
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Imp unity
#6 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 10:00:43 AM
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Yap, that is Elizabeth Ongoro, fisi ya Kasarani. She worked on her husband properly and when he was taken to hospital, he was in really bad shape. When he came around, he first claimed a car had hit him, then he remembered cars are not found in the house. He changed his story by saying he fell down in the house. Ai!
Impunity
#7 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 10:10:59 AM
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Imp unity wrote:
Yap, that is Elizabeth Ongoro, fisi ya Kasarani. She worked on her husband properly and when he was taken to hospital, he was in really bad shape. When he came around, he first claimed a car had hit him, then he remembered cars are not found in the house. He changed his story by saying he fell down in the house. Ai!


I thought behind those huge Muthaiga/Karen homes lies blissfull marriages, kumbe I was wrong!
What did the father of her children do to deserve all these thwacking?
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kingfisher
#8 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 10:29:51 AM
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i have never understood how a man is beaten by the wife. ok, let me put it this way... I have never understood how a woman can even imagine to beat up her husband. how now?? huyo ni mwanamme aina gani??
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Burning Spear
#9 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 10:46:09 AM
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kingfisher wrote:
i have never understood how a man is beaten by the wife. ok, let me put it this way... I have never understood how a woman can even imagine to beat up her husband. how now?? huyo ni mwanamme aina gani??



wakuhurwo niehurite
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#10 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 10:48:06 AM
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kingfisher wrote:
i have never understood how a man is beaten by the wife. ok, let me put it this way... I have never understood how a woman can even imagine to beat up her husband. how now?? huyo ni mwanamme aina gani??


Thats the kind @ guka refers to as 'long'i'....beats me too
Impunity
#11 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 10:53:17 AM
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kingfisher wrote:
i have never understood how a man is beaten by the wife. ok, let me put it this way... I have never understood how a woman can even imagine to beat up her husband. how now?? huyo ni mwanamme aina gani??


Long'i

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Mainat
#12 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 11:01:34 AM
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Hii ndiyo mnaita equality.
Sehemu ndio nyumba
ali
#13 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 11:05:54 AM
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Hata mimi sijawai elewa...how? Unless a lady is a trained assasin
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Impunity
#14 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 11:11:17 AM
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At least I know the physical size of the She-Mpig, she is of the slimpossible class; now if the huzzy is the paperweight like kindu 40kg (kama @sober) then all could be well in the region of possibilty.
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Spend.thrift
#15 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 11:19:43 AM
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Impunity wrote:
kingfisher wrote:
i have never understood how a man is beaten by the wife. ok, let me put it this way... I have never understood how a woman can even imagine to beat up her husband. how now?? huyo ni mwanamme aina gani??


Long'i

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


You guys aren't sure what you are talking back. Returning "fire" to a woman's slap, kick or blow is more cowardly than the latter. Come to think of it, if youre infuriated and decide to rain kick for kick, slap for slap or blow for blow, you're likely to be charged for murder or manslaughter if you argue self defence. And how will you kids look at or think of a daddy who kicks or punches mummy.
kingfisher
#16 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 11:37:11 AM
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Spend.thrift wrote:
Impunity wrote:
kingfisher wrote:
i have never understood how a man is beaten by the wife. ok, let me put it this way... I have never understood how a woman can even imagine to beat up her husband. how now?? huyo ni mwanamme aina gani??


Long'i

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


You guys aren't sure what you are talking back. Returning "fire" to a woman's slap, kick or blow is more cowardly than the latter. Come to think of it, if youre infuriated and decide to rain kick for kick, slap for slap or blow for blow, you're likely to be charged for murder or manslaughter if you argue self defence. And how will you kids look at or think of a daddy who kicks or punches mummy.


sasa wewe nini hii umeandika hapa?? ati returning fire... how is she supposed to have opened fire in the first place when she is not supposed to even think about it, or any fire for that matter? wewe ni long'i kweli.
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nostoppingthis
#17 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 11:52:29 AM
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@KingfisherLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Kama uko na tangi la bibi and you are paper-weight like @guka...the wife knows in her head that she can take you, those thoughts develop until actualization...I wish I could get that video of the black american who was being chapwad and dragged on the street (literally kama mop) by his wife Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
...and looking at the size of the she-MP na alikotoka smile
kingfisher
#18 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 11:59:13 AM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
@KingfisherLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Kama uko na tangi la bibi and you are paper-weight like @guka...the wife knows in her head that she can take you, those thoughts develop until actualization...I wish I could get that video of the black american who was being chapwad and dragged on the street (literally kama mop) by his wife Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
...and looking at the size of the she-MP na alikotoka smile


sasa hapo ndio chinda iko ndugu yangu... you are not supposed to let her entertain those kind of thoughts. ask @guka
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
Impunity
#19 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 12:02:00 PM
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@king, how do u prevent her from habouring such thoughts?
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hoodrat
#20 Posted : Monday, September 19, 2011 12:06:30 PM
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Don't marry a woman who is bigger than you!
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