The MEN respond TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real woman. That's right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real woman as well as earn a MA degree Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework WMEN 102 You,too,Can Change the Tyre MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut WMEN 103 - How to Stop Nagging MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas WMEN104: We Do Not Want Ties and Colognes For Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques WMEN 110: Wonderful Ways To Operate The Heater MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am WMEN 111: Understanding the Male Response to Singing Hymns and Banging Crockery at 7am MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception WMEN 112: Parenting; It Doesn't end With Giving Birth EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook CAR 100: Get a Life, Learn How to Change the Light Bulb EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II CAR 101: Get a Life, Learn not to Leave the Car in Neutral and the Hand Brake Down ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers ECON 001A: Keep Yours and Pay the Bills Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong WMEN120: How NOT to Fake Tears When You Are Wrong MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex WMEN122: YOU, the Stronger Sex Move the Fridge Into the Kitchen MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers WMEN 123: Reasons to Understand Sports ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Yours Don't Demand His SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102: If He Sleeps Without It He is Getting It Elsewhere SEX 103: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103: Morning Dilemna;If It's Awake Remove that Stocking on Your Head SEX 104: How to Stay Awake After Sex SEX 104: How To Stop Talking After Sex MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down WMEN 201: How to Knot a Tie (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency WMEN 210: The Remote Control; Overcoming Your Unnecessary Emotions MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children WMEN211: How to Not Act Older Than his Mother MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver WMEN 212: You,Too,Can Mow the Lawn MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise WMEN 213: Honest,You Don't Look Like Jennifer Lopez MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important WMEN 230: His Time With the Boys Are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) WMEN 220: Omiiting "You Don't Understand Me" From Your Language MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary WMEN 221: Asking Me To Buy your Tampons Is Not Necessary MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions WMEN 222: Real Women Say What They Want., They Don't wait For their Needs to Be Anticipated MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay WMEN 223: Ten Minutes Just Lying Backwards is Not Great Sex Course Electives: EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 102: How to Treat the Dining Table as a Home and NOT a Restaurant EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly EAT 103: How to Let Him Just Eat MEN 231: Mothers-in-law WMEN 231: Your Friends MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening WMEN 232: Appear to Be Caring MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear" WMEN 233: Just Say "Yeap" ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her ECON 001C: Easier To Keep Him

I gave up on this.. You forgot, first locate the car keys in the bag, then open the car..... I don't know why they disappear all the time!

If you dont, you will remain single and unattached