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are you suffering from priapism?
vinii
#1 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:04:06 AM
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...if so, then read the main feature in today's standard.........'this is a situation where a man experiences an erection lasting more than four hours non-stop and if untreated can lead to impotence'
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nwamaina
#2 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:08:52 AM
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Is this related to wealth creation???
kingfisher
#3 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 12:07:53 PM
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reminds me that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes and you can have a good number of those during those 4 hours!! whats an enjoyment?? many airports would really love that, lol
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Impunity
#4 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 12:32:33 PM
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Does the pine still remains erect after successful landing?
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#5 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 1:06:17 PM
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kingfisher wrote:
reminds me that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes and you can have a good number of those during those 4 hours!! whats an enjoyment?? many airports would really love that, lol


I would like to be a pig in my next lifesmile
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Impunity
#6 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 1:32:22 PM
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How does keeping pine raised uninterrupted for several hours cause importance?
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#7 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 1:37:42 PM
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Impunity wrote:
How does keeping pine raised uninterrupted for several hours cause importance?



coz it is very 'important' to keep it up as long as possible
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#8 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 1:48:33 PM
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chemos wrote:
Impunity wrote:
How does keeping pine raised uninterrupted for several hours cause importance?



coz it is very 'important' to keep it up as long as possible

smile

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vinii
#9 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 2:02:44 PM
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.....this is a wake up call to our women - watch out, you may be dealing with a 'sick' partner thinking that its a memorable landing..
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
kingfisher
#10 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 2:14:05 PM
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vinii wrote:
.....this is a wake up call to our women - watch out, you may be dealing with a 'sick' partner thinking that its a memorable landing..


wewe wacha kufitini wake na dada zetu. sasa unataka ukiland for say 1 hour continuously akuitie dakitari?? bure wewe.
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#11 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 2:39:50 PM
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"priapism"

is it from the word pyramid? Laughing out loudly
Ms Mkenya
#12 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 3:16:38 PM
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Here is some more reading on the matter

http://www.netdoctor.co....alth/facts/priapism.htm

And the name comes form an ancient Greek god Priapus. more on that on Wikipedia- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

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#13 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 3:21:12 PM
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vinii wrote:
...if so, then read the main feature in today's standard.........'this is a situation where a man experiences an erection lasting more than four hours non-stop and if untreated can lead to impotence'


if it happens inside an airport, ni sawa tu.
As that mama once on an OMO advert used to say 'Hiyo ndio musuri, inasugua makona kona yoootee - hiyo ndiyo itakufatia what u ara roooking for!'

Na hii 4 hours actually ni kidogo, guys do go for 3 hrs shauri wako kama wewe ni 1-minute man.

True priapism is what happened to that Kisii dude, his lasted for 1 full month, don't ask me how the dude was able to pee though. Plus his wife was understandably very tired. And then embarassed.
vinii
#14 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 3:27:29 PM
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kingfisher wrote:
vinii wrote:
.....this is a wake up call to our women - watch out, you may be dealing with a 'sick' partner thinking that its a memorable landing..


wewe wacha kufitini wake na dada zetu. sasa unataka ukiland for say 1 hour continuously akuitie dakitari?? bure wewe.

@king, its gud for one to look out for symptons....just in case.
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Toxicity
#15 Posted : Tuesday, August 30, 2011 11:01:44 PM
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Also known as clitorism in females!!!
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Njung'e
#16 Posted : Wednesday, August 31, 2011 2:18:26 PM
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Toxicity wrote:
Also known as clitorism in females!!!


Pray Pray ....bye bye.I am certain you are dead meatsmile
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Seq Lu
#17 Posted : Thursday, September 01, 2011 10:08:37 AM
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nwamaina wrote:
Is this related to wealth creation???


d'oh! douh, It 'd b hard 2create wealth in bad health. And while you are at it, figure out being impotence, who will u be creating wealth for,
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#18 Posted : Thursday, September 01, 2011 10:09:14 AM
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Njung'e wrote:
Toxicity wrote:
Also known as clitorism in females!!!


Pray Pray ....bye bye.I am certain you are dead meatsmile


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#19 Posted : Thursday, September 01, 2011 12:12:08 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
vinii wrote:
...if so, then read the main feature in today's standard.........'this is a situation where a man experiences an erection lasting more than four hours non-stop and if untreated can lead to impotence'


if it happens inside an airport, ni sawa tu.
As that mama once on an OMO advert used to say 'Hiyo ndio musuri, inasugua makona kona yoootee - hiyo ndiyo itakufatia what u ara roooking for!'

Na hii 4 hours actually ni kidogo, guys do go for 3 hrs shauri wako kama wewe ni 1-minute man.

True priapism is what happened to that Kisii dude, his lasted for 1 full month, don't ask me how the dude was able to pee though. Plus his wife was understandably very tired. And then embarassed.


There's something about Kisii men....sisemi kitu
StatMeister
#20 Posted : Thursday, September 01, 2011 5:13:36 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
vinii wrote:
...if so, then read the main feature in today's standard.........'this is a situation where a man experiences an erection lasting more than four hours non-stop and if untreated can lead to impotence'


if it happens inside an airport, ni sawa tu.
As that mama once on an OMO advert used to say 'Hiyo ndio musuri, inasugua makona kona yoootee - hiyo ndiyo itakufatia what u ara roooking for!'

Na hii 4 hours actually ni kidogo, guys do go for 3 hrs shauri wako kama wewe ni 1-minute man.

True priapism is what happened to that Kisii dude, his lasted for 1 full month, don't ask me how the dude was able to pee though. Plus his wife was understandably very tired. And then embarassed.


Was it the one where they said,"tangu nigundue sabuni ya mete, sasa maisha ni nywee . . ."
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