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aiiii wendz...!!!...
kingfisher
#1 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 7:10:00 AM
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Hii richot imekaa sana saaana!!

If you have money that you expect to start using in five years,it now belongs in stocks.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
Wendz
#2 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 7:23:00 AM
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hahahahahaahahaha! you gave me a scare right there... had just read Sukuma thread and i thought s...... and yes,its been loooooooooong! i thought the chelski mbuzi was coming sooner so i can down with it but wapi..... Kwanza which 'richsure' was that who offered it???????

Wacha sasa hii richot ikuje.... hata mimi nimengoja sana pia... we can even down it with mandazi if need be!!


Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
kingfisher
#3 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 7:25:00 AM
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@guka......utaleta mandazi???

If you have money that you expect to start using in five years,it now belongs in stocks.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
kichwangumu
#4 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 7:43:00 AM
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ngai ati richot na mandazi? ROLMBFAO!! hehe

had to do this
mlefu
#5 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 8:06:00 AM
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Kingfisher is really in to Wendz..interesting that this days i fungua SK just to read fishers updates..is it just me ama ni hii mambo ya being broke!!!

wishes to inform the citizens of Kenya,in the light of your failure to elect a competent President for the past 46 years,and thus failure to govern yourselves,I hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence...
kingfisher
#6 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 8:09:00 AM
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@wendz......now that you have mentioned cheski mbuzi can PONDI state when is the mbuzi time....it must be very fat now after all these days of fattening

So @pondi...mbuzi wapi????

If you have money that you expect to start using in five years,it now belongs in stocks.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
kingfisher
#7 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 8:11:00 AM
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@mlefu.......sasa wewe hunywi richot,shinda iko wapi?? Haya,tutakepea andazi na dazani basi!!

If you have money that you expect to start using in five years,it now belongs in stocks.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
mlefu
#8 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 8:18:00 AM
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you got what i said...have a tot on me.

wishes to inform the citizens of Kenya,in the light of your failure to elect a competent President for the past 46 years,and thus failure to govern yourselves,I hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence...
Wendz
#9 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 9:30:00 AM
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@mlefu

wacha siasa ya pesa nane.... burukenge!!! kuna kenge mwingine papa hapa alianza thread kama hiyo hiyo tu and it didnt hold any water even though those days it was raining.... this too holds mchanga tupu tu.... kwanza you spoilt our deal to hook you up with my sis or leonas - bure kabisa wewe!

@king
Richot yetu ni lazima wachana na mlefu........ dasani iko kwa wingi for him aachane na sisi!

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
leona
#10 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 9:53:00 AM
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Tentereeren...Wendz...Tenterereeen...Kingfisher(clap clap) Lol!

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
The General
#11 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 10:04:00 AM
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@ Leona,

The full 'tushauriane' sound track

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
kingfisher
#12 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 10:20:00 AM
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hahaha @leona,asante dada,nitaongea na wendz tuone kama tutakualika!!

@mlefu...i got what you said,lakini kuna vile sitaki mambo yako leo.......

@guka...mandazi bando?? Usisahau ya mlefu pia..

now off for kuku boil na mataha.....its called kuweka gabions,ndio richot isilete noma baadaye....@wendz,uko tayari??? and i got the gramaphone,kinanda,'mapenzi yaniteza' lazima nikuchesee leo..!!

If you have money that you expect to start using in five years,it now belongs in stocks.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
Beard
#13 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 10:25:00 AM
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@kingfisher.

and remember to include mi and mi beard.
last time I heard.
@wendz was dying to tickle mi beard.

itchy when scratched
Wendz
#14 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 11:20:00 AM
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@mi beard.... oh,really? how would i do that when a grama is calling on the other side.... uko kwa mataa kama bijuti ya guka.. like @Sukuma - you have to have a grama to qualify....... hehehehehehe

@leona................... Ooooooh my my my!! you made my Friday! guys are wondering what happened to me over lunch...... that was a good one... Laughing out loudly....!!! i can picture that... tereeren.... in a dark blue gown,@king,in an green suit and an orange tuxedo!!!....

@king..... lovely! seems all that is missing will be my presence.... and trust me to make a grand entrance..... may i suggest we play that 'mapenzi yaumiza' (hope i got it right) in the wild,away from gatecrashers like @mlefu,beard and magigi? We can invite @leona on condition that she swears an affidavit under the hand of his majesty @RTS that she wont tell a soul where our destination is!

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
Njunge
#15 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 11:30:00 AM
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@Kaigangio,

Ngai.....Mandathi imekosekana...........Ask Mlefu if ngwaci or nguirubi will do........Na afanye haraka kwa sababu bado ziko kwa shamba.......!!

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
kingfisher
#16 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 11:41:00 AM
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@TRS.........can you kindly take a sworn affidavit from @leona on this matter,arafu you hola with the fee note??

@wendz......its mapenzi yaniteza......tutabebea @leana VITA500.....i hear it has no cafein...still thinking of a venue

@guka is still missing,mandazi itatoka wapi sasa??

If you have money that you expect to start using in five years,it now belongs in stocks.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
The Real Shaft
#17 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 12:04:00 PM
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for leona*....

we need a notary...

not a commissioner....

it will cost..

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
leona
#18 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 12:38:00 PM
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@Wendz & King
Am willing to sign whatever it takes..oath,affidavit,notary..whatever,just bring it. Then i will forever keep my mouth shut!!ehheee
@TRS
Tuma bill,King is waiting eagerly.....

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
Wendz
#19 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 12:41:00 PM
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@guka

Ngwaci or nduma... i almost forgot we have so many alternatives.... LOL... nguirobi... the beautiful pink sour flowers with green petals.... ehehehehehehe...

@mlefu
Dont keep the convoy waiting... confirm your preference..... @guka is an impatient man.

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
moto9
#20 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 12:42:00 PM
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@leona

wewe ndiye atakaelipa

Nine times nine equals nine
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