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Impunity
#11 Posted : Thursday, April 09, 2009 11:03:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
@Wanyuru.....He also said 'nusu mkeka..!!!'

Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Pierce
#12 Posted : Thursday, April 09, 2009 11:13:00 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 3/16/2009
Posts: 1,464
Saitoti: 'There comes a time when the interests of a nation are bigger.........
McReggae
#13 Posted : Thursday, April 09, 2009 11:41:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
'Nimeamua ya kwaba sitatetea kiti changu cha katibu mkuu wa Kanu' - JJ Kamotho during the KANU/NDP Merger at Kisirani!!!

Make money.....then you will enjoy all the fine things in life!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Njunge
#14 Posted : Thursday, April 09, 2009 11:49:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
'Karibuuu.....Hayatiiii.....mtufuuuu.........Rais....Moi'......

Late Mutisyia welcoming newly crowned President Moi to a rally in Machakos.Poor dude must have got the new word during the funeral of the late Kenyatta.


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
KulaRaha
#15 Posted : Thursday, April 09, 2009 11:53:00 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/26/2007
Posts: 6,514
Kibaki: there will be no sacred cows in my government!

Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
tonicasert
#16 Posted : Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:04:00 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 3/10/2008
Posts: 301
Location: Abu Dhabi
Fred Gumo in his booming voice:

'Kwani risasi na mawe,ukiona inakuja unaenda hivi?'
sukuma
#17 Posted : Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:14:00 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/13/2008
Posts: 147
kibaki on katiba

'tafadhali tafadhali katiba ni jambo la maana tufikirie kwani mutu ana haraka ya kwenda wapi,kwani tunahama wapi...ama mutu anataka kufa.. kama wewe unajua unakufa si wee kufa tu si mtoto ataachiwa'

sk lady
bwenyenye
#18 Posted : Thursday, April 09, 2009 1:08:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/24/2007
Posts: 1,805
Kibaki on PEV

'Yule anaenda huku na huku akichoma nyumba huyo ni crazy... na yule anakwambia uchome nyumba ya mwenzako.. huyo ni CRAZINESS!!!!


I Think Therefore I Am
adept
#19 Posted : Thursday, April 09, 2009 1:20:00 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 12/8/2008
Posts: 359
Former Nairobi Mayor Kingori on corruption among councillors (One of my best of all time. I used to rush home just to watch this guy on the news. Alienda wapi?)

'Some were given fefte thausad (i.e. 50,000),others were given fefte thausad,and (raised tone) even others were given (paused a few seconds)...fefte thausad!!' What!

William Ruto

Kwani Hague ni nini?
Impunity
#20 Posted : Thursday, April 09, 2009 1:21:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
MK on family planning&gt; 'na wewe usiwe kila usiku ni kuza tu watoto,kwani hiyo ndiyo itkuwa kaazi yako?Hapanaaa....'

Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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