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Magigi
#1 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2009 7:32:00 AM
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President Kibaki seems to have taken the creation of new districts as his new hobby!!. Since he took office,he has created 130 new districts,making a total of 209 so far. We all know what this means for our taxes. This man has gone completely bananas and his assistant is not helping the situation either.
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Magigi
#2 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2009 7:47:00 AM
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..the History and Civics textbook I used to study for my CPE (not KCPE) tells me that Kenya has 41 districts!!!!
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Fundaah
#3 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2009 7:48:00 AM
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I find it some how funny . I come from a sub location,which shares a name with Location,division,constituency and now district .So right from sublocation to district and constituency I will only be giving one name.

I'm yet to see the benefits so I can't comment but I think there will be some holes in my pockets through increased taxes to fund the new offices.


I mean fundamental analysis,you get me?

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kingfisher
#4 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2009 7:51:00 AM
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He is creating jobs.......130 additional DC's,130 additional distrct procurement officers,130 additional MOH's,130 addtional water engeinees,130 additional......,130 additional......,130 additional......,130 additional......,130 additional......,130 additional......,130 additional......,130 additional......,130 additional......,130 additional......,etc.....sasa shinda iko wapi??

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Njunge
#5 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2009 8:03:00 AM
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One short of the number of constituencies........Why then not make all the constituencies districts and do away with MPigs??....

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Gordon Gekko
#6 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2009 8:09:00 AM
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Good point njung'e,but Nairobi has 8 constituencies and only 5 districts. Which means there are some constituencies that have more than one district!
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The Real Shaft
#7 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2009 8:15:00 AM
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give the man a break....

he is trying to tie the constituencies to districts.... 210.....

in that way...

should the idiots of the constituency....

say Fundalangi...... elect a thundering idiot.....

the administrators...

can ensure that the idiots do not flood themselves to death....

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kingfisher
#8 Posted : Monday, March 30, 2009 8:26:00 AM
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@Geko....true my constituency has 2 districts,also Nithi has two districts as well as Tharaka.....maajabu......1Mpig,two DC's....

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Magigi
#9 Posted : Tuesday, April 07, 2009 5:42:00 AM
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Down at the coast yestarday,Raila lambasted Kibaki for creating a new dsitrict every day. He said that,according to the constitution,it is only parliament which can create a new district. Is it true? Does it mean that all these districts he has created are null and void?

For sure,the man needs some respect. He talked of tatterd carpets that had been laid for him and lack of a toilet behind where he was sitting,just as it is laid out when Kibaki visits. Don't you think the man needs some little bit of respect and recognition?
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simonkabz
#10 Posted : Tuesday, April 07, 2009 5:59:00 AM
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@fundah,thats gatanga rait? The other day i jazad a certain form and the man behind the desk gave me the 'are u crazy u SOB' look b4 asking if i could differenciate btwn a district n a location.

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