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Bettertry
#41 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 11:13:05 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Kwani how many kids has he already sired with the newscater?
How long has he been married to his Nyeri wife?
Na what was Miss Jiggers thinking about when opened up her airport for mbwatana to land on,barefooted?

Mwanawazua mwenza haya ni maswala nyeti sana yanajichibuza hapa kutoka kwa @lmpunity... just to quote the KTN newscaster...
We Will Either Find a Way or Create One - HANNIBAL
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mwenza
#42 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 11:17:57 AM
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Joined: 4/22/2009
Posts: 2,863
Bettertry wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Kwani how many kids has he already sired with the newscater?
How long has he been married to his Nyeri wife?
Na what was Miss Jiggers thinking about when opened up her airport for mbwatana to land on,barefooted?

Mwanawazua mwenza haya ni maswala nyeti sana yanajichibuza hapa kutoka kwa @lmpunity... just to quote the KTN newscaster...




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IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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Jaina
#43 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 11:40:24 AM
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The Bastard got Cooked by blindly following the so called "Iron Lady".

He didnt do his maths properly b4 deciding to aimlessly to "shoot in the Dark". His resignation was and same for the iron lasy was very inconsequential. They both lost their last oppotunity to make the extra buck for not only re-election, but also for survival.
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Impunity
#44 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 12:13:31 PM
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Who is the newscaster guyz?
When is miss jigger(jinga) due?
Is it possible for Mbwatana to marry all the clandes to lessen the maintenance cost?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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vinii
#45 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 1:50:07 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Who is the newscaster guyz?
When is miss jigger(jinga) due?
Is it possible for Mbwatana to marry all the clandes to lessen the maintenance cost?

@ Impunity i think you have the answer to question no. 1 'mwana-Isaac Chi-something'
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Impunity
#46 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 3:11:53 PM
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@viini(vya ugonjwa), thanks.
But why did he mount than newscaster, design ya pregnancy knowing well that the lady had a "tragic" teenage and with a kid?
For miss jingas,I salute mbwatana for disciplining the lass,she saw no handsome men (Like @me) to give landing rights!
I had that @Oliek once made a terrible landing on that smooth airport?Is it true?
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Gordon Gekko
#47 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 3:29:55 PM
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@Oliek?? How fishy (no relation to the eatery along Marcus Garvey Road). Kwani anasakata kabumbu ngapi?
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MCHUNA
#48 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 5:10:08 PM
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...common lesson for us all; Nyeri mamas,NEVER EVER!!Shame on you
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Wendz
#49 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 5:26:11 PM
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wanyuru wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
McReggae wrote:
For issuing 5 bouncing cheques.....Nation via twitter!!!!


NKT! I googled the highlighted and guess what google returns;

Did you mean 5 bouncing babies?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly hii si bhangi peke yake


me thinks its been mixed with the "heroin" plant that is being grown in kinangop.....
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willin2learn
#50 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 5:44:49 PM
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Wendz wrote:
wanyuru wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
McReggae wrote:
For issuing 5 bouncing cheques.....Nation via twitter!!!!


NKT! I googled the highlighted and guess what google returns;

Did you mean 5 bouncing babies?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly hii si bhangi peke yake


me thinks its been mixed with the "heroin" plant that is being grown in kinangop.....


@Wendz. You mean bangi ya kujisodekea?
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