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Warrant of arrest for Mungatana
niclasclause
#21 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 2:56:02 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 4/18/2011
Posts: 142
Location: Nairobi
Artist: Mashifta
Song: Pesa, Pombe, Siasa na Wanawake

Verse 1 (Kitu Sewer)
shuku macho zinakuangalia
shuku mikono zinakusalimia
zimetoka wapi
shuku barua unaandikiwa bila address
na pesa unapewa ovyo ovyo
utalipa na damu
chuki ndio inafichwa na salaam
guza pesa na jina chunga
usipatwe na bibi ya msee
position mbaya
unaunganisha wire ya stima na maji
MC anatumia solar energy
hakuna msee ako na allergy ya pesa
wanasiasa
wananitaka mi kwa ma-ambulance
au kwa Mercedes Benz]
ma-two thirty system za multi party zituvute katikati ka kamba ya tug of war
ipi ndio refu ni mkono ya law ama ya wezi
maskio zinapokea
frequency ya senti ka zinagongana socks
zinachomelewa ka umevaa ndula
nguo ka haijakauka
radio ka inaimba
sembe ka haijaiva
ka uko kwa bafu curfew
ya mwanaume by saa tatu
usikose kwa bar
polygamy bibi wa kwanza pombe
tamaa za tumbo na kimwili
eighty percent ya akili
wanaume ni kwa pesa na kwa opposite sex
ndio maana hapa enzi isha wezi na malaya
kesho wataitwa mama ndio ma-sex worker
ma-pick pocket ukiwaka ndio
pesa zinapotelea
in the thin air
ka Shimoli kwa High Court
pesa ndio power
pesa ndio inagawa family bwana na bibi
ndio inagawa society nzima maskini na matajiri

Chorus
pesa pombe siasa na wanawake (pesa)
ndio zitafanya wanaume wauane (pombe)
pesa pombe siasa na wanawake (siasa)
ndio zitafanya wanaume wazunguke (na wanawake)

pesa pombe siasa na wanawake (pesa)
ndio zitafanya wanaume wauane (pombe)
pesa pombe siasa na wanawake (siasa)
ndio zitafanya wanaume wazunguke (na wanawake)

Verse 2 (Gwiji)
watu wengine
wanahubiri maji lakini wanakunywa vinywaji tofauti
ghost names kwa list yako ya mshahara
niki-handle biashara naangusha kibiro
amsha ki-Viagra inside hasara
kwa doki imeandikwa tu hivi sigara
ndio urembo natural
msichana anaharibiwa akiwa mdogo raaa
nina feeling ka nitaendelea kuishi ntakuwa mdosi na utosini nina kihara
uso nionyeshe mafikira
harufu ya chwara kwa secret admirer
tuko Kenya ya miraa, furaha
kwafaa weddings uendee funeral
kika yote!
nakuwa constructive na time yangu juu hakuna job
mambo yote!
yako ya privacy yanaingiliwa na press
ki-Milton Obote!
unafukuzwa kwenu hakuna uzuri kwote!
rudi twende after kamkunji tumevalia masuti mamua ndani ya briefcase
nikitaka kujua
ka iko ndani inaharibika ntaangalia namba ishia
na makorna kwa butchery
bado
sina upendo kwa polisi
bado
brother hawezi uma njaro

Chorus
pesa pombe siasa na wanawake (pesa)
ndio zitafanya wanaume wauane (pombe)
pesa pombe siasa na wanawake (siasa)
ndio zitafanya wanaume wazunguke (na wanawake)

pesa pombe siasa na wanawake (pesa)
ndio zitafanya wanaume wauane (pombe)
pesa pombe siasa na wanawake (siasa)
ndio zitafanya wanaume wazunguke (na wanawake)

Verse 3 (Kitu Sewer)
kifo
ndio haijui utoto na uzee
cell ndio watalala minister na chokoch
gun ndio haijui ka umejaa ama umekonda
kifo ni moja
shida ni kuingoja
nani ndio nani mahabusu amevaa
nyeupe vi-angel
ma-pastor wamevaa
nyeusi videvo
ma-conmen
wameekelea sura za wasamaria wema
pastor kwa hema anaponya
vipofu na viwete wanaona na wanatembea
actually aliwa-hire
kaa kando na siasa
kupindua akili ya mjinga
ni ka kupindua O upside down
mi ni talk of the town ka si
pesa pombe na, wanawake nami
kwote watu wa mtaa ni wezi
kwote wanafanyi kazi wa bank ni wezi
walichora kila kitu kwa map
tunaongozwa na pesa na saa
ndio tunaiva kwa makaa
inaotwa na wanasiasa
nina maswali haiananga answer
tulichagua mayor ama nightmare your worship
city ime-turn yellow juu ya makojoo
sewage zimetoboka, barabara mbaya mbaya
takataka za hotel kubwa kubwa zinatupwa kwa slums
na guns za makarao
zinatoa chuma badala ya rubber saa za riots

Chorus
pesa pombe siasa na wanawake (pesa)
ndio zitafanya wanaume wauane (pombe)
pesa pombe siasa na wanawake (siasa)
ndio zitafanya wanaume wazunguke (na wanawake)

pesa pombe siasa na wanawake (pesa)
ndio zitafanya wanaume wauane (pombe)
pesa pombe siasa na wanawake (siasa)
ndio zitafanya wanaume wazunguke (na wanawake)

Verse 4 (Gwiji)
na Shimoli wao nao virgins na ball
hitmans pastor na wee mnapenda pesa
sa-sa
naishi leo
ni ka hakuna kesho
kwa marafiki
kuna wasaliti
hii story ni ka ya
dame ali-lose virginity
kuwa akitafuta Mr. Right
waongezwe violence kwa robbery
ma-debt za kisiri
masiri zinakuweka kwa hatari
alafu inakaa ulipata heart attack ama accident ya gari
deputy anafurahia ku-inherit
unasifiwa ulikuwa mpoa ukishadedi
kila ndururu na sipendi
ka haunipendi sikupendi
masiku za wiki ikuwe tu ni weekendi
tuna-commit sins zina-annoy the devil
kila level ya kesi ki-Biwott
okota kwa hizi controversy
na kuchukua to your wildest fantasy
siwezi ishi bila radio
bla bla bla ow!
wow!
mwanamke akiwa mang'aa
mrudishe kwao
na-represent Waafrika wapendanao
na wakusanyikusanyi kwa barabara
lakini wanafanya maajabu wakiwa peke yao
sa tutalala njaa au tutaiba
sa watatuita scrubs au pigeons
mixing business with pleasure
honey, alifanya tukosane na ndugu
money, ilifanya tukosane na ndugu


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dossy7
#22 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 3:00:08 PM
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Posts: 1,491
Location: Nairobi
@ninaclause sasa nani ameomba lyrics ya song yote hapa ABKSad
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
bwenyenye
#23 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 3:00:55 PM
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Joined: 5/24/2007
Posts: 1,805
bkismat wrote:
http://www.1fm.co.ke/newsshow.php?nid=259&head=Mungatana%20wanted%20for%20issuing%20bouncing%20cheque%20&tag=1FM%20breaking,%20Mungatana%20wanted


1fm.... a lesson on how to mess up a good thing by trying t be like everyone else! These guys had nice music,no talk mornings. Then they brought in presenters with ****** par thinking capacity... and it is now a bad nonstarter. They should have left it pure nice local urban music with mimimun interuptions if any... and they would have built an excellent listeners base. But no, they had to try and be like everyone else... how sad.

Back to Mungatana.
I Think Therefore I Am
livie
#24 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 3:53:26 PM
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Joined: 11/1/2008
Posts: 834
bwenyenye wrote:
How could the guy lose it just at the wrong time? When we thought it was time for the young guys to take over....ABK!

This guy was all over news the other day declaring that he is worth KShs 20M. Kwani watu wamekula ikaisha? Pesa, Siasa na Wanawake.... who sang that song?.... Mamba should have listened!


I am waiting to see how my choice presidential candidate will handle this man!


pesa, pombe, siasa na wanawake.....
If you are going to be thinking only one thing, you might as well be thinking big. -Donald J . Trump
Robinhood
#25 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 4:51:53 PM
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Posts: 2,306
The guy is broke na bado hajalipa taxes! Nkt
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
Bettertry
#26 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 4:54:20 PM
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Posts: 237
Location: Republic of Graham & Doddsville
vinii wrote:
pn wrote:
Na pia Miss. Jiggers bill ya hosi nani atalipa?


na huyu miss Jiggers can only blame herself - surely by the time she was dating mla mamba si the man was already broke ! ama ni mistari?

@Vinii, na sana sana title (honourable MP).

On another note, this real estate jamaz... 1, 2, 3...6 bouncing cheques... kweli tamaa mbele mauti nyuma.

Naye Karua ako na shinda si Sonko, si MP wa Juja sasa ni mlamamba!!!
We Will Either Find a Way or Create One - HANNIBAL
Kaigangio
#27 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 5:27:32 PM
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Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
siku za mungatana za kukula mamba zimekwisha...hana hela...atakula burukenge!!!!Pray Pray Pray

...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
mpobiz
#28 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 7:47:30 PM
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Posts: 2,264
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Woooooih!!! Sasa yule newscaster atakula nini?? Mamba?


who is she?Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
Tommy
#29 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 9:23:40 PM
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Posts: 894
Location: Nairobi
mpobiz wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
Woooooih!!! Sasa yule newscaster atakula nini?? Mamba?


who is she?Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

the kiswahili newscaster Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
Impunity
#30 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 9:46:56 PM
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Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Who is this Kiswahili newscaster?
Is she from KTN?Chidz....a?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

grolut
#31 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 10:11:06 PM
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Posts: 563
Location: Embakasi
That's the one...allegedly.
In a place where thought is abandoned, freedom can become a curse.
callaspade
#32 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 6:44:31 AM
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Mtazamaji,swali la Leo,....je,Leo nitakula nini.?
Impunity
#33 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 6:57:12 AM
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@grolut, you mean the mwana-Isaac Chi-something?
Wow,and I always thot she is innocent especially after being a teenage mother "accidentally"?
MbwaTana ni Nktesticals tupu.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

callaspade
#34 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 7:14:13 AM
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.....you step on a (any)presenter,you cross impunitys path
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Uza tv impunity
Laughing out loudly
Tommy
#35 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 8:57:50 AM
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I wonder where this cops are looking for Mlamamba, They should check in the mouths of all mambas. (Reverse roles).
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
Sober
#36 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 9:16:10 AM
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hata mimi am being pursued for issuing a bounced cheque.
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
Robinhood
#37 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 9:27:01 AM
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How are the mighty fallen!! From taking on Raila in 2005 to being malizwad by airports. To those who love multiple landings at multiple airports and yet you are married, you may need to read again proverbs 5:15. 'Drink water from your own cistern, and running water from your own well' Shame on you

Even if you are not a christian, this is just plain common sense. Mla mamba would be miles ahead had his weakness for yellow yellows not gotten the better of him. I hear he has divorce proceedings to worry about, alimony payments, child support to first wife, child support to kids with clande 1, the pregnancy of clande 2, and now the police are looking for him. This is a lesson on how to go down. What will he campaign with in 2012? And KRA is yet to come for him.Pray
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
nostoppingthis
#38 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 10:05:33 AM
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Robinhood wrote:
How are the mighty fallen!! From taking on Raila in 2005 to being malizwad by airports. To those who love multiple landings at multiple airports and yet you are married, you may need to read again proverbs 5:15. 'Drink water from your own cistern, and running water from your own well' Shame on you

Even if you are not a christian, this is just plain common sense. Mla mamba would be miles ahead had his weakness for yellow yellows not gotten the better of him. I hear he has divorce proceedings to worry about, alimony payments, child support to first wife, child support to kids with clande 1, the pregnancy of clande 2, and now the police are looking for him. This is a lesson on how to go down. What will he campaign with in 2012? And KRA is yet to come for him.Pray


The Nyeri mama has filed for Divorce? tax man has taken a huge chunk...survival come 2012 will be hard, ama Narc Kenya aspirant can sort him out financially? she must have convinced him to quit as Asst. minister...
Impunity
#39 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 10:06:26 AM
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Kwani how many kids has he already sired with the newscater?
How long has he been married to his Nyeri wife?
Na what was Miss Jiggers thinking about when opened up her airport for mbwatana to land on,barefooted?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Robinhood
#40 Posted : Wednesday, July 27, 2011 10:35:54 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Kwani how many kids has he already sired with the newscater?
How long has he been married to his Nyeri wife?
Na what was Miss Jiggers thinking about when opened up her airport for mbwatana to land on,barefooted?


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Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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