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Njung'e
#1 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 2:01:43 PM
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July payslips have tax deductions and same remitted to KRALaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....Next.MPIGS!!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
smith01
#2 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 2:19:02 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
July payslips have tax deductions and same remitted to KRALaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....Next.MPIGS!!



http://www.capitalfm.co....-get-july-payslip-jolt/
Applause Applause
gohill
#3 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 2:36:59 PM
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I hear all of them has gone for diapers. Their behinds can't hold anymore. Some have refused to go check the balance or collect the payslip.
Robinhood
#4 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 2:41:51 PM
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Kareke mbiuki says their payslips are 'empty' Laughing out loudlyLaughing out loudly Payslips of other Kenyans have been empty for ages.
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
Sober
#5 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 2:49:46 PM
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i pity those with debts like mortgages, many of the property shall be auctioned by the time we go for christmas.
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
kingfisher
#6 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 3:00:00 PM
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will drink to that like silly today
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
Ms Mkenya
#7 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 3:51:24 PM
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kingfisher wrote:
will drink to that like silly today

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Ni pesa zako unaharibu........
....above all, to stand.
dossy7
#8 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 4:01:02 PM
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Robinhood wrote:
Kareke mbiuki says their payslips are 'empty' Laughing out loudlyLaughing out loudly Payslips of other Kenyans have been empty for ages.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly and may it continue to be empty
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
Njung'e
#9 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 4:33:50 PM
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This Mpigs....It's the first time they have seen dead pigs hanging by the city gates.The ordinary Kenyan has seen them for ages so much that he/she doesn't notice them any more.Welcome to Kenya dear Mpigs.
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bwenyenye
#10 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 4:38:01 PM
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Kwani the demi gods get payslips before their bosses? Shouldn't they all be receiving their payslips: the demi gods, the gods, the vice gods, prime gods and the chief god all at the same time?
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Njung'e
#11 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 4:49:43 PM
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@Bwenyenye,
This one might be screaming one behalf of the rest.....wengine the likes of "Can't pay,Won't pay" must be crying in the toilet.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Burning Spear
#12 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 4:52:46 PM
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let the mpigs join us in our local pubs and today is Reminisce...umuthi tuguthii kunyita Mike Rua mbaru akiuma thafari nene muiini wa amerika .
I will be more that happy to throw a probox to an mpig tonight
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
Magigi
#13 Posted : Friday, July 22, 2011 8:03:14 PM
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...does anyone have the actual computation
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