@tycho - News flash!!! You had better get another old man to be paying rent for your Kileleshwa apartment. You are the first cost the MPig is going to cut once he starts paying taxes. Imagine him paying back taxes and still trying to save for the next election. You are finished!
If you can't get an elderly man, we can give you ours. He is called @guka. But his former mistress used to live in a converted combi he used to drive when he could land more than once a month - until mama Mburu caught up with her. That will be your new home. Oh, and his ideas of a holiday is two weeks in the Chalbi desert. He wonders why one should visit a desert in the middle east (read Dubai), while there is one you can drive to.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.