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MPigs Plot to Reduce PAYE
Kirika
#1 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 8:56:53 AM
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I heard on the news yesterday evening that the Honourable MPig from Nyambene, one Linturi has suddenly discovered that Kenyans are suffering under the hyper inflationary times, and he plots to bring a motion to the Pigsty to reduce the PAYE from 30% to 10%, to effectively cushion Kenyans smile

Now, much as i hate to admit it, im with the Pigs on this one.

I dont mind paying less PAYE, actually im hoping they can pull it off before the next pay check smile

Only problem might be whether Kibz would ascent to it, and whether Govt. Ministers would marshall the numbers to defeat the motion.
KulaRaha
#2 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 8:59:51 AM
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I SUPPORT FULLY!

Anyways my PAYE gets wasted on Raila's vacations, Uhuru's legal defense and other rubbish.

BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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'user'
#3 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:00:59 AM
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Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
Let them pay taxes .Waumie vile tumeumia.

Didnt I say Its their turn to say , 'tunaomba serikali ingilie kati'.

Seems now Kenya has one of the best constitutions in the WHOLE world.Thanks to wazuans for convincing me to vote for it.
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McReggae
#4 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:05:38 AM
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I rise to support!!!
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MaichBlack
#5 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:32:52 AM
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I pay TOO MUCH tax, I feel like I work for the government. 30% of my hard earned cash and then you still charge me 16% VAT on my remaining 70% if I dare spend it! Not to mention that the item you are charging me VAT on had already been taxed - probably a couple of times. Believe you me, if you are in formal employment MORE THAN 50% of your money ends up with the tax man.

Having said that, it is a bit pedestrian to imagine we can set the tax rate at a flat 10% unless of course we have just discovered oil in Kenya. The 30% rate should remain. What should change are the brackets. For example, 30% can be taxed on any amount above 120k, any amount below 20k should not be taxed. That way we cushion people based on their earning power. If you earn 150k only only 30k will be taxed at 30%. If you earn 15k, you keep all your money. You definitely need every penny. If you earn 800k, 650k is taxed at 30%. I can live with that whether I'm earning 10k or 1m.
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Njung'e
#6 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:36:16 AM
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Jinga Mpigs.....don't believe they are doing it because they wish you to pay lower PAYE but because they want to pay lower PAYE.
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Lolest!
#7 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:40:42 AM
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sh 1 Tn budget and you want tax cuts?
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McReggae
#8 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:42:46 AM
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Njung'e wrote:
Jinga Mpigs.....don't believe they are doing it because they wish you to pay lower PAYE but because they want to pay lower PAYE.


sote tunawachekelea, of course these pedestrian moves headed nowhere!!!!
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willin2learn
#9 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:44:47 AM
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Lolest! wrote:
sh 1 Tn budget and you want tax cuts?


@Lolest. Very Good question. Trust some people to try killing a fish by drowning it.
Burning Spear
#10 Posted : Wednesday, July 06, 2011 9:58:45 AM
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KulaRaha wrote:
I SUPPORT FULLY!

Anyways my PAYE gets wasted on Raila's vacations, Uhuru's legal defense and other rubbish.

BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



can u demonstrate this ?
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it". Malcolm X
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