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Euge
#61 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 8:36:21 PM
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One time Kamotho said that if you cut him, blood wouldn't ooze, he would bleed KANU. These guys were gifted with creativity.
Lord, thank you!
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Gordon Gekko
#62 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 9:17:58 PM
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And who remembers his sidekick(dish) next to his Kabarnet Gardens home - Mrs Mwaniki the headmistress at Nairobi Girls?
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Lolest!
#63 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 7:14:13 AM
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Those were the days of tingiza kidole, tingiza baba aone...every place had a Moi road/avenue/girls school or a Nyayo something. Well have a problem explaining to our kids and grandkids who this Moi was.
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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cmk
#64 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 7:29:59 AM
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and who threatened the guys tingizaring two fingers that they'd have them cut??was it chotara or some other hidiot??
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
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callaspade
#65 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 8:25:37 AM
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.....there is a headmaster number one who has to keep the head-mistresses in check.


.....but how come he only got one with a forehead like his? mpig naks

.....does anybody know others loitering near schools?
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Ngalaka
#66 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 8:29:59 AM
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callaspade wrote:


.....there is a headmaster number one who has to keep the head-mistresses in check.


.....but how come he only got one with a forehead like his? mpig naks

.....does anybody know others loitering near schools?


Let Lee bee!
Isuni yilu yi maa me muyo - ni Mbisuu
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Euge
#67 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 8:35:48 AM
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Ngalaka wrote:
callaspade wrote:


.....there is a headmaster number one who has to keep the head-mistresses in check.


.....but how come he only got one with a forehead like his? mpig naks

.....does anybody know others loitering near schools?


Let Lee bee!


Mack Tooooo
Lord, thank you!
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vinii
#68 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 8:46:21 AM
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but why did Baba no.1 abandon his official airport? someone mentioned to me that its a cultural thing..that when mama attains a certain age she has to separate from mzee - sleep on a different bed or even worse a different room..ama ni porojo?
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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callaspade
#69 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 8:48:25 AM
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....from more than 50 schools,guys can only point 2 uncle danlets?

...surely,this does not add up.this guy eats boiled maize and porridge in the morning !his appetite for landing is unrivaled.

@wendz,even your headmistress never popped?
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milken
#70 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 8:49:36 AM
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cmk wrote:
and who threatened the guys tingizaring two fingers that they'd have them cut??was it chotara or some other hidiot??


Mr Wilson Leitich the then Nakuru County Council Chairman
Itari muting'oe ihuragwo ngi ni Ngai
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Kaigangio
#71 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 8:51:01 AM
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...and who remembers the circus in state house when two female honourable ministers fought over baba moi...dr sally kosgei and agnes ndetei...

agnes ndetei's tribulations started then...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Mainat
#72 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 9:01:54 AM
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Moi's speciality was to appoint guys with lower education or some serial weakness to make him feel good. Arthur Magugu a complete drunkard who nearly fell asleep reading the budget. Oleitiptip who used to eat sijui a goat in one sitting.
Kariuki Chotara-ati Karl Marx should be detained for confusion university students.
My memories of daniel toiritich are pretty bad from the 1st time i trekked for 3 hours to go see him in Mweiga. We were shorties and pushed to the front. The next thing "wewe kumanyoka!" as some kalau grabbed and twisted a handful of my stomach.
Sehemu ndio nyumba
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#73 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 9:04:20 AM
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"Mtukufu Rais, Unaona hao wamama wote hapa leo, matako yao ni maji"

Badala ya "Matakwa yao" Muli Mutisya.

"Mtukufu Rais, uliahidi utakuya, ukaharisha, lakini tunafurahi sana leo sababu umekunya leo hapa kwetu"

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KulaRaha
#74 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 9:10:58 AM
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Mainat wrote:
Moi's speciality was to appoint guys with lower education or some serial weakness to make him feel good. Arthur Magugu a complete drunkard who nearly fell asleep reading the budget. Oleitiptip who used to eat sijui a goat in one sitting.
Kariuki Chotara-ati Karl Marx should be detained for confusion university students.
My memories of daniel toiritich are pretty bad from the 1st time i trekked for 3 hours to go see him in Mweiga. We were shorties and pushed to the front. The next thing "wewe kumanyoka!" as some kalau grabbed and twisted a handful of my stomach.


Looks like its tradition to appoint drunkards as Min Fins
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Lolest!
#75 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 9:50:34 AM
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@eileen, Laughing out loudly! I recall him saying male mote malimotoloka kanu maambiwe malundi kanu polepole
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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Njung'e
#76 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 10:09:33 AM
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cmk wrote:
and who threatened the guys tingizaring two fingers that they'd have them cut??was it chotara or some other hidiot??


Wilson Leitich ..Nicknamed then Leitich Mkata vidole....Former Nakuru KANU branch chairman....another sycophant
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Njung'e
#77 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 10:14:27 AM
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Eileen wrote:
"Mtukufu Rais, Unaona hao wamama wote hapa leo, matako yao ni maji"

Badala ya "Matakwa yao" Muli Mutisya.

"Mtukufu Rais, uliahidi utakuya, ukaharisha, lakini tunafurahi sana leo sababu umekunya leo hapa kwetu"



The actual adress was like this;

"Nimetembelea malaya mosi ma Masaku na matako yao ni mayi tuu".....What he meant:

"Nimetembelea wilaya zote za Masaku na matakwa yao ni maji tuu"
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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mukiha
#78 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 10:44:12 AM
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Kaigangio wrote:
...and who remembers the circus in state house when two female honourable ministers fought over baba moi...dr sally kosgei and agnes ndetei...

agnes ndetei's tribulations started then...


Sally was NEVER a minister in Moi's Government.
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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mukiha
#79 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 10:45:56 AM
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Mainat wrote:
Moi's speciality was to appoint guys with lower education or some serial weakness to make him feel good. Arthur Magugu a complete drunkard who nearly fell asleep reading the budget. Oleitiptip who used to eat sijui a goat in one sitting.
Kariuki Chotara-ati Karl Marx should be detained for confusion university students.
My memories of daniel toiritich are pretty bad from the 1st time i trekked for 3 hours to go see him in Mweiga. We were shorties and pushed to the front. The next thing "wewe kumanyoka!" as some kalau grabbed and twisted a handful of my stomach.


Oloitiptip was made minister by Kenyatta. Moi only retained him. He was the political "King" of the Maasai... the position now held by Ntimama
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Kaigangio
#80 Posted : Tuesday, July 05, 2011 11:11:51 AM
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mukiha wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
...and who remembers the circus in state house when two female honourable ministers fought over baba moi...dr sally kosgei and agnes ndetei...

agnes ndetei's tribulations started then...


Sally was NEVER a minister in Moi's Government.


ya! she was the head of civil service and secretary to the cabinet...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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