I remember the mlolongo voting joke. If you get 75% of votes in the nominations, you are declared the MPig unopposed, even before the 'General Election'.

Kenya imetoka Mbali!!!!!!

And by the way, why did we have a nomination, yet it was a one party state.

Talk of jokes, and never forget this one!

wazuans wacheni..you want to tell me The Best of Moi was Landing and landing and landing..nothing else!!!!!!

after the roadside shows, where else do you think moi featured so prominently???

Wewe, hata usitaje Magumu, i know a story on that, just listen (read:read)!

There was water shortage in the school for 3 days, so the madam went to the D.C for assistance. The DC communicated this to his D.W.O (District Water Officer).

2 weeks later, the water issue had not been resolved, and the madam decided to be helped by Mzee.

On learning this, Mzee summoned the P.S (Eng. Mwo...). The then P.W.O (Provincial W.O) was in a meeting in Safari Park attending a seminar.

Wazuans, have ever seen someone you address while your hands are on your back been dragged kama mwizi to a Kiambu D.C landrover.

Let me tell you, the borehole was repaired overnight.

Talk of POWER and NINIO!