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The Best of Moi...
mukiha
#1 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 10:35:27 AM
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Do you remember this one: when the Goldenberg case was going on, Moi promoted the prosecutor to become Chief Justice and the Magistrate hearing the case became the prosecutor!!

Now that is what I call brilliant!!!
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Mpenzi
#2 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 10:39:46 AM
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mukiha wrote:
Do you remember this one: when the Goldenberg case was going on, Moi promoted the prosecutor to become Chief Justice and the Magistrate hearing the case became the prosecutor!!

Now that is what I call brilliant!!!



Prosecutor - Chief Justice - Bernard Chunga
Chief Magistrate - DPP - Uniter Kidulla
Mpenzi
#3 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 10:46:31 AM
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Re-appointing Saitoti as the VP in 1999 on the roadside somewhere in Limuru. Before then Kenya did not have a VP for almost 2 years.
MaichBlack
#4 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 10:58:22 AM
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Mpenzi wrote:
Re-appointing Saitoti as the VP in 1999 on the roadside somewhere in Limuru. Before then Kenya did not have a VP for almost 2 years.

And true to his word, it did not increase the number of sufurias in our houses! Stupid us. All along we thought it would.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
KulaRaha
#5 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 11:13:44 AM
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Appointing Uhuru as MinFin....

Ooops, that was Kibaki,

Uhuru was Min of something else under Moi, I dont recall what!
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
Magigi
#6 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 11:18:16 AM
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...."Na huyu ndie nimechakua" Pointing to Uhuru while Saitoti was seated next to him...Judas Iscariot
Lolest!
#7 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 11:22:27 AM
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Uhuru was Local Govt minister under Moi
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Intelligentsia
#8 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 12:33:23 PM
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Magigi wrote:
...."Na huyu ndie nimechakua" Pointing to Uhuru while Saitoti was seated next to him...Judas Iscariot


And Saitoti clapped, like this Applause Applause
ABK!
Kaigangio
#9 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 12:43:50 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Mpenzi wrote:
Re-appointing Saitoti as the VP in 1999 on the roadside somewhere in Limuru. Before then Kenya did not have a VP for almost 2 years.

And true to his word, it did not increase the number of sufurias in our houses! Stupid us. All along we thought it would.


...and all along we thought it would until it climaxed in the 2007/2008 conflict...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Magigi
#10 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 12:59:30 PM
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...The best public speaker in the world!!!!
Mpenzi
#11 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 1:01:51 PM
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Mkulima No. 1, Mwalimu No.1 .............
Njung'e
#12 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 1:02:09 PM
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In 1995,there was a by-election in Kipipiri after the death of the then area MP Laban Muchemi.Kanu wanted to unseat the opposition led by Mwangi Githiomi of DP.....In his bid,Moi used the then KPLC boss to try entice voters.A week before the by-election,the constituency was flooded with HT wires and electricty poles to the smallest village centre......When the results were announced,DP had trounced the KANU candidate by a landslide twice over.By the following morning,there was not a strand of wire nor a piece of electricty pole.......Kipipirians have never forgotten and if Gichuru gets extradited to Jersey,Kipipiri will be one big party.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Mpenzi
#13 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 1:11:39 PM
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To buy and keep cheap loyalty Moi used to have huge entourages of joyriders when touring abroad. In 1980 he included Joseph Kamaru for a tour of Japan and upon his return, Kamaru composed and recorded a song "Safari ya Japan", of course in praise of Moi.
Kaigangio
#14 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 1:15:54 PM
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Mpenzi wrote:
To buy and keep cheap loyalty Moi used to have huge entourages of joyriders when touring abroad. In 1980 he included Joseph Kamaru for a tour of Japan and upon his return, Kamaru composed and recorded a song "Safari ya Japan", of course in praise of Moi.


...and on this song kamaru got his first brand new mercides benz...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Magigi
#15 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 1:25:10 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Magigi wrote:
...."Na huyu ndie nimechakua" Pointing to Uhuru while Saitoti was seated next to him...Judas Iscariot


And Saitoti clapped, like this Applause Applause
ABK!


...while grinning like a fool...
Kaigangio
#16 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 1:25:34 PM
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...in case you dont remember between 1982 and 2000 there were more than 100 songs which had been composed in praise of 'baba moi" and were given the name "patriotic songs"!!...after every 10 minutes, just before news a patriotic song would be played in KBC radio station...jeez, even God Almighty never received this kind of Adoration and Praise during this period...
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Impunity
#17 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 1:36:28 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:
...in case you dont remember between 1982 and 2000 there were more than 100 songs which had been composed in praise of 'baba moi" and were given the name "patriotic songs"!!...after every 10 minutes, just before news a patriotic song would be played in KBC radio station...jeez, even God Almighty never received this kind of Adoration and Praise during this period...


And just before the Prime News was aired on KBC TV, a whole portrait size picture of Baba Moi was beamed to us for kindu 50 seconds, then the Mvulam Mwabiro would say "Mtukufu Rais Daniel arap bla bla bla, leo alienda kanisa la AIC Sacho....

Tumetoka mbali wazuans...NKT!Sad
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McReggae
#18 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 1:48:03 PM
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...and I remember I was one of those who composed songs when Mo1 visited our school, we a full loaf of bread each day for one week!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Njung'e
#19 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 2:03:42 PM
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A little brave girl of about 5 years schooling in a Primo in Naivasha recited a poem that thrilled Moi's entourage and even those of us who watched it on the the VoK....The poem was titled "Sukuma wiki kipenzi".....Kitenda wili....who of my generation can remember this gal who went on to become and still remains a big hit?
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
FancyFace
#20 Posted : Monday, July 04, 2011 2:10:20 PM
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kanyayo...that maziwa he gave for free to primary schools..*ati it was laced with saitan***

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