Today has been quite a day i must say..i have been on holiday for the last couple of weeks and must say i have been having a blast until today..first in the morning i got an mpesa alert and 6.27 am saying i have received xxxxx amount. I was baffled wondering who could this be.the name dint ring a bell and i have never used an mpesa account to send or receive...being the model citizen i am i drove to town (F*** Nightmare) looked for parking..and went to a safaricom outlet ..joined the long queue for all but 25 min. Reached the customer service desk..explained my situation they retrieved the number and upon calling the person..oh my word..the lady had an ATT,insults galore..really could not understand..we were both stunned..then the lady told me i have done my part,if the owner is interested she will call customer service and it can be reversed(not sure if my input is required here).was told to give her till end of day..Now it's a tidy sum and it's 1hr to close of business..am struggling with my morals here...though i did what was required of me ..please advice..

Now in the afternoon went to Athi river,kitengela looking for plots and to see some i had seen..now the heat in this country is on another level,dust(bila words),went round round,was hungry,thirsty,untill i bumped into a former campus mate in one of the shops where i had stopped for a refreshment,she told me she lives in the hood and she recently gave birth and if i can see her toi,was elated as i juad i'll get food,why lie i was starving..Now being the gentlman i am i opted for an snack and since there was a pal of hers in the house,she told the mboch to cook 5 sausages 3 for me and 1 each for her and her pal.As i sipped the juice the sausages came and dug in,i ate mine slowly until i saw her pal take her second helping which was supposed to be mine..got confused wondering if i heard right..so i chilled and when my pal came from the kitchen she seems am not very hungry and ate the last one...can you believe that shit..dint believe my luck..i was salivating hungry,hot..excused myself and drove off..

In a nutshell that was my day today,,shocking but interesting as well ..have a good friday...would not mind meeting any stockskenya guys..we can do something can buy the first 2.cheers.

Success is not measured by what you accomplish,but by the opposition you have encountered and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against the overwhelming odds'

The title of your thread... Got me intrigued... You must be a writer

hahahahaha Ric dees sijui i sympathise for you,or laugh with/at you. but you really made my evening after a day spent crunching at codes and more codes .... yeah and sneeks of stockskenya.

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@Ric dees

hahahahahahahahahaha! I swear my ribs are hurting!! i have laughed so hard my colleague want to see what i am reading!!! That was so funny! especially the sausage part! Oh,my! cant stop laughing!

But i tend to disagree with @Adept. There is a pal of mine who sent 10k to the wrong number and she was sending the money to her mom to pay for hospital deposit. Luckily,the person on the other end was a very kind old man and he returned the whole amount. My friend sent him 2k as gratitude the next month!

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@Ric Dees,
What a day that was....But I must say your skillful story-telling capabilities is like a cool breath of fresh air. As for the cash,obey your conscience man.

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... I saw this post and bookmarked it for later reading and it hasn't disappointed. One of the funniest,I think I should be bookmarking interesting posts for the down days. Anyway,it was good of you to try contact the owner of the cash,that is always the best thing to do. On the sausages,enyewe like most men are telling you,up the tempo ... ha ha ha

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Now i know why my 2yr-old daughter bites all her 3 sausages,marking her territory!!

@RicDees,maybe u shud emulate her,she bites each and then never finishes them.

As for M-Pesa,its good you did your part,atleast kuna wakenya(assuming u are one) wazuri

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I had to dig this up to have some good laughs on a boring afternoon

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........truly a classic... sets me laughing every time

When we pray in praise to God,he makes a difference in our lives.