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LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER.....
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Kaigangio
#1 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 10:19:21 AM
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hi all,

ever thought of how it was before the invention of the computer...sample this:

Memory was something that you lost with age...

An application was for employment...

A programme was a TV show...

A cursor used profanity...

A keyboard was a piano...

A web was a spiders home...

A virus was the microscopic flu carrier...

A CD was a bank account...

A hard drive was a log trip on the road...

A mouse was the rodent similar to a rat...

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived...

over to you...what else????

...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Ja-Kom
#2 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 10:27:54 AM
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Wazua was just a day-dream...
For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. Romans 5:19
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bkismat
#3 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:10:07 AM
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Hardware was where you bought misumari, mabati simiti na kadhalika.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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chemos
#4 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:20:54 AM
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Monitor.... Female prefect..
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McReggae
#5 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:28:38 AM
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chemos wrote:
Monitor.... Female prefect..


are you sure, the lady was class monitor and the man class prefect!!!!

...what you are saying is like saying prefect was a male monitor!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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2012
#6 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:30:26 AM
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Photoshop was where you bought pictures

Surfing was what jungus did on water

A monitor was a school prefect

Excel was to achieve

Powerpoint was a socketsmile

Toast was bread and burn was kuchomeka

Ram was a sheep

BBI will solve it :)
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chemos
#7 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:32:54 AM
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McReggae wrote:
chemos wrote:
Monitor.... Female prefect..


are you sure, the lady was class monitor and the man class prefect!!!!

...what you are saying is like saying prefect was a male monitor!!!



Nilishindwa kutranslate...

if the prefect is male then monitor is female prefect...

If monitor is female then prefect is male monitor...
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Euge
#8 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:41:42 AM
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File was made of paper and spring.
Folder was for putting in CV, certs and application letters while tarmaking.
Lord, thank you!
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nostoppingthis
#9 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:49:02 AM
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"Infected by a virus" was majorly HIV
"Mouse" was what was found at the roofless greenhouse
"F1 and F2" were well known clubs
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Dash
#10 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:06:20 PM
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Trojan- a person who hails from troy
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Dash
#11 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:12:52 PM
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Boot- a type of shoe
desktop- desktop!
Notebook- a small book to jot down notes
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kingfisher
#12 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:18:22 PM
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And this was the old school computer... every child had one!!

When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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nyangao
#13 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:18:35 PM
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laptop were the front side of a woman's thighs
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bkismat
#14 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:19:26 PM
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Word was well a word
Acrobat was somebody somersaulting many times
Apple was a fruit
Google was a number with many zeroes
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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hoodrat
#15 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:33:41 PM
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'Click' was a sound you produced when pissed off!
Hardware was for construction materials.I can't remember software
Windows well your house windows
"Log in" was in a saying before you see the speck in someones.....
remove the log in your own eye!
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today!
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Euge
#16 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:38:40 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
"Infected by a virus" was majorly HIV
"Mouse" was what was found at the roofless greenhouse
"F1 and F2" were well known clubs


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Applause Applause Applause Applause
Table - was often made of wood and was used for placing things/items
Lord, thank you!
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Bettertry
#17 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:44:36 PM
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A port - an area of water close to dry land where ships make stops...

Burn - kuchoma na moto!!!

Post - kutuma barua...

Log - kipande cha mti...
We Will Either Find a Way or Create One - HANNIBAL
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Bettertry
#18 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:46:54 PM
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A thread - uzi ya kushona...
We Will Either Find a Way or Create One - HANNIBAL
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nostoppingthis
#19 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:50:28 PM
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Ja-Kom wrote:
Wazua was just a day-dream...


"wazua" was to reveal or to discover
"SK" was macharia
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oops
#20 Posted : Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:57:07 PM
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attachment... Pre-employment
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