But spare a thought for the Mbandis of parliament.
Picture this..in 2007, you were somewhere employed, doing debits and credits or servicing comps for your boss.
Then the good Lord remembered you and gave you a seat in the coveted August house. You probably beat a 'Karume' in the polls!
So you decided to take a car loan and a mortgage-You need to have something to show for the 5 years, you know!
On top of that, you need to remain relevant in your constituency. The rich chap you beat is now bribing wananchi with sukari and unga. You too need to show wananchi you care!
The wananchi...damn the wananchi...they give and they take. They are very selfish. They want you taxed and yet they will ask 'ametufanyia nini' with respect to roads, schools, hospitals, harambees and matangas. Some of which you have no control of!
What to do? Oppose it at all costs! The Railas, Ruttos, Uhurus and Muthamas of this world are rich, they can even buy MPs