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Unga Prices!
Wa_ithaka
#31 Posted : Friday, June 17, 2011 6:39:06 PM
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chemos wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Learning how to survive on Ugali wimbi....haha!!...and tripe (matumbo) and i guess it's worth coz one meal takes you three days.Kazi yako ni kunywa maji kama radiator.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
And radiate some heat from your big forehead.



shida ni wakati wa kutuma barua pepe...
if you look at a guy who eats wimbi ugali after dunking anakuwanga na veins kwa kichwa na mcho nyekundu coz of all the energy chucking that processed wimbi..

afadhali hata kula mapera..

Too funny...
Patia pipi her budget at the beginning of the month.
Also start farming.
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Euge
#32 Posted : Friday, June 17, 2011 7:10:33 PM
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chemos wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Learning how to survive on Ugali wimbi....haha!!...and tripe (matumbo) and i guess it's worth coz one meal takes you three days.Kazi yako ni kunywa maji kama radiator.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
And radiate some heat from your big forehead.



shida ni wakati wa kutuma barua pepe...
if you look at a guy who eats wimbi ugali after dunking anakuwanga na veins kwa kichwa na mcho nyekundu coz of all the energy chucking that processed wimbi..

afadhali hata kula mapera..


@Chemos Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly smile smile smile
Lord, thank you!
dossy7
#33 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 12:05:55 PM
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Now that a 2kg packet of unga is retailing at 170/=.inabidii tuchange diet wapi Githae atufundishe kushika panyaSad Sad
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
'user'
#34 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 2:36:36 PM
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Mazee I bought Hostess at ksh 163 on sato night and Ilikuwa na taste mbaya.(somehow bitter) .

I just ate it and waited since it was late at night na nilikuwa na njaa.Kama ni afloxin ningeenda.

Thank God I'm alive.

Sitaitupa.Kshs 163 is too much to let go.

Its uncharacteristic of Hostess .

I dont know how the rest are tasting.


2012 is here.Kenya is Ours.Be Part of The Peace Keeping Mission To Protect Our Motherland.Say No To Violence and Tribal Hatred .If you can read this,wewe ni mtu amesoma, usifikirie kama mtu hajaenda shule .Ni Hayo Tu
bwenyenye
#35 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 4:30:17 PM
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Nowadays the furthest I go shoopng is the parking lot. I toa the money and tell her ' shika hii nitacome nikipark gari'. She sees me again akitoka nikitazama 'ulimwengu'... I do not even look at the receipt. I would rather keep the memory of what I was watching!!! One day she came out guns blazing ( I think bei ya unga had trippled) then she found me smiling in oblivion after 'observing the world'.... That is a story for another day....
I Think Therefore I Am
Njung'e
#36 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 4:52:59 PM
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chemos wrote:
[quote=Impunity][quote=Njung'e
shida ni wakati wa kutuma barua pepe...
if you look at a guy who eats wimbi ugali after dunking anakuwanga na veins kwa kichwa na mcho nyekundu coz of all the energy chucking that processed wimbi..

afadhali hata kula mapera..


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ......In ki-slope,they call it ndiganaLaughing out loudly ....in animals,it's solved by giving them a soap solution......remember to down a glass of soap "juice" after the mealLaughing out loudly and you will be alrightLaughing out loudly
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
'user'
#37 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 6:03:24 PM
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Na hii tumbo yangu inanguruma kama simba leo after eating hostess ugali sato na jana.

It seems ilikuwa na aflotoxin. Mimi kwisa.Pray Pray .How long does it take for aflotoxin to react? how can Unga Ltd do this for its high end product?
2012 is here.Kenya is Ours.Be Part of The Peace Keeping Mission To Protect Our Motherland.Say No To Violence and Tribal Hatred .If you can read this,wewe ni mtu amesoma, usifikirie kama mtu hajaenda shule .Ni Hayo Tu
Impunity
#38 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 6:27:34 PM
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Nimeona Jogoo Sorghum in the supermarkets going at 180, I dont know ina taste vipi but I want to try it out tonight!
Portfolio: Sold
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Sober
#39 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 6:35:31 PM
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When maize flour price started rising i resorted to buying the real mahindi and going to kikomba kusiaga until the mahindi sasa ikapanda, i have now closed my eyes and decided that man was not made for ugali but ugali for man. I am changing my staple food to rice.
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
dunkang
#40 Posted : Monday, June 27, 2011 9:01:55 PM
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