hi all,
my funny but interesting friend, waitiki has always instisted that mpango wa kando is here to stay...and to prove it he sent me an sms of an action he personally recorded in the action room....
"Ruta hanini...choka chokia ringi mwendwa.
riu..hau....ni hau!...ni hau! nihauuuu...woooi...
niukunjuraga!!...ma ya Ngai niukunjuraga!!!
Wui mami!!Ngai!!!murio!!!
njuraga!!....murio!!!NJURAGA NG'OMBE INO!!!...ningukua, ningukua...!!!
wo...wo...woooiii!! woooiii!!!!
murio...murio Oo...sori nindathuria....!!!!"
translated thus...
"Remove abit...go slightly deeper my love.
now..there...it is right there...it is right there...it is thereeeeee....ooohhhhh...
you will kill me!!...in Gods name you will kill me!!!
Ooohhh mammy!!!God!!!so sweet!!!
kill me!!....so sweet!!!!KILL ME YOU COW!!!...i will die, i will die...!!!
wo...wo...woooiii!!!!
so sweet...so sweet Oo...sorry i have farted...!!!
jimmy gathu can trash his calculator into the bin and direct his advice to the birds!!!
nice weekend guys na tuwache mpango wa kando!!!
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...