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I vote Colonise!!
jammo
#1 Posted : Thursday, April 02, 2009 4:16:00 PM
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- kofi anan has more say on our issues than the principles

-president n prime minister unable to whip their troops n prefer pointin fingers n mindless debates

-Coalition is Drama

-Mpigs are high on tribalism

-man made famine...draughts happen in Europe too..especially UK..but famine..in a land whose most arid areas have more rains than iran or egypt is simply amazing!

-post elections violence not sorted..and 2012 is drawing near

-mungiki sore is festerin with leaflets bein dropped in kabete area askin non 'wa-nyumba's to leave

-trigger happy gun totting police on the loose? lose? whatever!

-messed up justice system

-corruption

-mpigs likely to pull an 'Al Bashir' hague verdict on infamous waki's envelope
-Constitution will turn out a political expediency tool

-someone has started a chain mail on yahoo,gmail n face book pleadin with young guys not to vote on possible referendum and elections 2012.........

-civil action groups thrilled with prospects of a failed government


-a disappearin middle class.. Pretty soon you either rich...or poor not richish-poorish

I think kenya is better off as a colony!..with anan as governor. Though i vaguely remember his son charged with some iraqi connected scam! Africans!

DISCLAIMER: This is the opinion of one Jammo,CFA,CPA,Opinionated and Loud,based in nairobi. Whilst care has been taken in compiling the data to be as most factual n logical,he doesn't accept any responsibility of accuracy or completeness of info contained herein..neither does he purport to be a genius!
mlefu
#2 Posted : Thursday, April 02, 2009 6:00:00 PM
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How much wld you riche* xkerians pay if i vol to pull the Saitoti stunt..walk in when all Mpigs are debating on whom ate more,grab the mic and kililimbi something like 'there comes a time when the country......' then booooom .... Kianga takes over?... Limuru road kwa jam for 4 hours..kawaida it takes max 15 min...ofcourse the politicians to blame

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
mlefu
#3 Posted : Thursday, April 02, 2009 6:01:00 PM
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How much wld you riche* xkerians pay if i vol to pull the Saitoti stunt..walk in when all Mpigs are debating on whom ate more,grab the mic and kililimbi something like 'there comes a time when the country......' then booooom .... Kianga takes over?... Limuru road kwa jam for 4 hours..kawaida it takes max 15 min...ofcourse the politicians to blame

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
mlefu
#4 Posted : Thursday, April 02, 2009 6:02:00 PM
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How much wld you riche* xkerians pay if i vol to pull the Saitoti stunt..walk in when all Mpigs are debating on whom ate more,grab the mic and kililimbi something like 'there comes a time when the country......' then booooom .... Kianga takes over?... Limuru road kwa jam for 4 hours..kawaida it takes max 15 min...ofcourse the politicians to blame

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
deadmau5
#5 Posted : Thursday, April 02, 2009 7:13:00 PM
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Jammo you ought to be sued for taking a page off my thought processes! Lol!!
Yenyewe the next GE may play out like a KCPE exam.

Question 1 (a)
Who do you want as president?
A. Moi
B. Kibaki
C. Raila
D. Karua
E. Both C & D
F. None of the above
G. Her Magesty the Queen of England
Marty
#6 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 4:45:00 AM
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@jammo
Colonizing our country may not sort us out. Look at SA where the wazungus stayed longer and took SA's economy to a higher level than other African countries. I see SA being in tatters after Mbeki messed up plus the inevitable Zuma leadership thats upcoming....

On the flipside,I guess if we seriously fought like Rwanda,those who remain will take each other seriously and maybe ... maybe take the country to great heights of prosperity. Watch Rwanda in the next few yrs.

The problems ailing Kenya as per your list can only be solved by us Kenyans and not outsiders ..... but we need a revolution .... but where are the revolutionaries??

..wise as a serpent,humble as a dove
When I admire the wonder of a sunset or the beauty
of the moon, my soul expands in worship of the Creator.
VituVingiSana
#7 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 6:06:00 AM
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Harare (Zimbabwe) has better infrastructure than Nairobi (Kenya) even after mugabe destroyed the country. Could it be the Mzungus left in 1980 while ours left in 1963?

S.Africa (for all the inequalities) remains 'richer' than most African countries including (very) resource rich Congo & Nigeria. Mbeki was OK but zuma is a recipe for disaster.

Namibia was a late bloomer but doing quite well compared to other African countries.

Ghana was first African nation to become independent. It is resource rich (esp gold) lakini a basket-case.

Mauritius is an African island but controlled/ruled by Mhindis. It seems to be doing well even in this current crisis. This small country/island has an airline almost the size of KQ.




Greedy when others are fearful,Very fearful when others are greedy - to paraphrase WB
Greedy when others are fearful. Very fearful when others are greedy - to paraphrase Warren Buffett
McReggae
#8 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 6:10:00 AM
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VVS,educate me,whicj airline is this???

WE need a revolution,PERIOD!!!


Make money.....then you will enjoy all the fine things in life!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
The General
#9 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 6:21:00 AM
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revolution revolution....Nonsense

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
Njunge
#10 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 6:37:00 AM
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We can do without a government......ama?.....Somali's economy grew at a higher rate than the Kenyan one in the last three years......and yes.In Africa,Mogadishu university is ranked higher than KU........Ngai fafa...!!!.....ours is beyond a basket case....

Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
jammo
#11 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 7:01:00 AM
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Sack the government..PWC and KPMG search for a Board Of Director and goverment executives...run the country as a corporate with a very good CSR..establish performance contracts and evaluation committees...be on job at 8..leave at 5...low basic salary..bonus n allowances based on performance.. Parliament be reduced to a late night comedy theater!

DISCLAIMER: This is the opinion of one Jammo,CFA,CPA,Opinionated and Loud,based in nairobi. Whilst care has been taken in compiling the data to be as most factual n logical,he doesn't accept any responsibility of accuracy or completeness of info contained herein..neither does he purport to be a genius!
Obi 1 Kanobi
#12 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 8:24:00 AM
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How about giving the country back to the people. Why not let the Kenyans own their problems without interference of 'orders from above'.

In the US,every little village in the middle of a 'bible state' has a law in the form of a sheriff. The interesting bit is that the job of Sherrif has been passed from father to son for the past 300 years. Now this sounds ridiculous but it works for this small group.

Now fast forward to Newyork and the mayors job is an interview for the presidency. The current mayor is one of the richest and brightest man in the world,the one and only Michael Bloomberg. The mayor is directly responsible for everything from education to security,there are no powers from above.

Now why can't we have the same scenario here in kenya. The people of pokot are better off left to police themselves as all they care about is their cattle and they already have AK 47's. Likewise Nairobi should have an intelligent mayor who should take direct responsibility for every thing. Should be directly elected and answerable to Nairobians.

Our current problem is that we are looking for a single fix for the whole of kenya,thats impossible as we are 40 million people of different backgrounds and needs,we need to break down the needs of our people and acknowledge that different parts will need different things.

Example if you look at education in kenya,the private institutions are doing much better than the public ones,and this is from nursery - university. The reason is simple,no red tape and orders from above,they don't need to wait half the day for Prof. Sam to bring a box of chalk so learning can start.

Phew,that was a rant. Now for some cappuccino.


I guess if you can't win with facts,you can always pen bile-laced,xenophobic rants to distract everyone.
"The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
Obi 1 Kanobi
#13 Posted : Friday, April 03, 2009 8:46:00 AM
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Infact the current pro-Peter kenneth wankfest going on in the site is based on his supposed good work in his constituency.

This should prove my point that sum of smaller units of kenya will ultimately be greater than the whole.


I guess if you can't win with facts,you can always pen bile-laced,xenophobic rants to distract everyone.
"The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
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