"...hey chief! could you send more of your soldiers to protect my islands...i don't have any troops on standby as they have been sent to trouble spots in kenya/ethiopia, kenya/southern sudan, kenya/somalia and kenya/indian ocean borders..."

...nyinyi pigeni makelele tuuu!!!!!

@waithaka. That is a good one. But surely the fellow has an irritating habit letting problems sort themselves out.

The solution is simple, we block the railway and we stop the Uganda imports from transiting through Kenyan soil. But seriously Kenya needs to act, coz most of our neighbours are playing with us. i think that even our army is bored in the barracks.

Sometime back, there was a debate about our defence spending. Kenya spends almost 20% of its cash on defence. Ya nini? We have neighbours on every border entering in and out of Kenya like we are village bicycle, while our army remains in the barracks. Why not get rid of the whole army and hire the gungho Americans when and if needed and direct that cash to development projects like building a functioning rail system or feeding the nation?