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GOOGLED..AND I QUESS I FOUND THIS VERY HILLARIOUS!!!!
danny6
#1 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:13:00 PM
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Memorable Speech of Idi Amin Dada

After a luncheon hosted by the Queen in London in his honour,the former Ugandan leader Idi Amin Dada had this to say for his vote of thanks.

'My majesty Mr. Queen Sir,horrible ministers and members of parliament,invented Guests,ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely…..Mr. Queen,sir; and also what he has done forr me and my fellow Uganda who come with me.

We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely: And also very thanks to you keenly open up from all windows: so that those plenty climates can come into lunch.. But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen,to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you .

You will eat a full cow: and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely. Even when you want to rest at night; I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.

'But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a short call on you only. But next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much to allow me to undress you completely before these extinguished ladies under gentlemen sir.

Lastly but not list,I ask the band to play our international anthem of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem..Your majesty sir,I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the people of Uganda .

With this few words I thank you Sir.




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Pablo
#2 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:36:00 PM
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I thot that before he addressed mr. queen he asked for permission to adjust his testicles (spectacles).


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Chaka
#3 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:40:00 PM
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I thot H.E Amin Dada,conqueror of the British Empire'..said 'before I go back to .my country,which is in Uganda...'?
wakamau
#4 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:42:00 PM
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its funny,thanks for making my day

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akowally
#5 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:50:00 PM
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hilarious....enyewe laughter is the best medicine...especially of a boring afte

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Kaigangio
#6 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 2:06:00 PM
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a real cartoon was indi amin....hahahahahahaha...quite hilarious!

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The Real Shaft
#7 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2009 12:25:00 PM
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he noticed one of his ministers selling golden cutlery from the dining table....

so he stands up and goes....

...' I also magician.... See I put fork in pocket.... and minister remove it....'

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aemathenge
#8 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2009 12:31:00 PM
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Over Five Hundred Thousand Ugandans died during His watch. May the good Lord rest their souls in eternal peace. Sorry folks,for being a spoil sport.


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carygoh
#9 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2009 3:39:00 PM
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very hilarious
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Karzai
#10 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2009 6:06:00 PM
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When he was kicking out the Asian shop owners from Uganda enmasse,the Asians were desparate to clear their stock so had put 'FOR SALE' signs out of their shop windows. Amin wondered aloud who this man called S.A.L.E is who is claiming to own every shop in Kampala.

I don't know. Therefore I ask.
J.J
#11 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2009 10:12:00 PM
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@danny

that was good. you have too much time on your hand.


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