For once i paused to think of the British Ambassador and how he has been castigating Kenyan Mpigs on corruption,but hell look here,lets compare notes

Kenyan Mpig Scam
- Mpigs accused of not paying taxes on salaries
- Mpigs accused of arbitrarily raising their salaries
-maize scam who will tell us truth
-Kenyan mpigs accused of falsifying mileage claims

Uk Mpig
-One mpig billed the Exchequer for her dog’s food.
-One Mpig billed the Exchequer for pornographic movies watched by the husband.
-British taxpayers bought a toilet seat for former deputy Prime Minister John Prescott as part of £112.52 (Sh13,000) maintenance bill,and a toilet roll holder worth £35 (Sh4,060) for another MP.
-An MP billed the Treasury $15 (Sh1,150) for bag of manure while another found it painful to pay $3 (Sh230) for a candy bar from her own pocket. She sent a claim to the exchequer.
-Another MP Cheryl Gillan has apologised for seeking $6.76 (Sh500) for dog food. She has promised to refund the money.

Pwoh! we are better off! but we aint condoning it

'When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door,that we do not see the ones which open for us'.