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Motomoto
#1
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:30:32 PM
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Location: Kenya
The Woman I married : Edwin Waiyaki
The woman I married,
Is an outright bone shaker,
For a full decade,
She had banged a type writer
And now in substitution
Bangs the crockery
Until my house sounds like a factory
The noise keeps her sane
they say.
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Mwende
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:59:34 PM
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Nycee...
...hold me in your arms, like that Spanish guitar… all night long!!!
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Elder
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 1:25:31 PM
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Now tell us about the man she married.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach,
Son
. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne,
The Essays of
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carygoh
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 2:18:13 PM
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Elder wrote:
Now tell us about the man she married.
tweleze
Think Positive Test Negative
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Motomoto
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 2:25:56 PM
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Ok here we go...
The Man she Married - by Motomoto
The man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk
The noise keeps him sane
They say
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carygoh
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 2:36:01 PM
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Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...
The Man she Married - by Motomoto
The man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk
The noise keeps him sane
They say
Think Positive Test Negative
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Kirika
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 3:24:36 PM
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Tday ive cracked another rib. Man, you shud write a book.
Jana it was Monomotopa saying he plans to ride out the bear run via Lungula.
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Tommy
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 3:54:08 PM
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Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...
The Man she Married - by Motomoto
The man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk
The noise keeps him sane
They say
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
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aemathenge
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:31:04 PM
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Mr. Motomoto esq.
In the matter of "The Man She Married" et al.
TAKE NOTICE that I am sending you and or your agent(s) and heir(s) my hospital bill for the treatment caused by uncontrolled laughter elicited therein and any other charges thereto.
https://mahegoat.wordpress.com
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:35:42 PM
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Tommy wrote:
Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...
The Man she Married - by Motomoto
The man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk
The noise keeps him sane
They say
What can you say.This one was born with a lit msokoto between his/her lips....and glue on one hand!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:41:40 PM
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@Guka, copy that.
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Mwende
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:48:56 PM
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Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...
The Man she Married - by Motomoto
The man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk
The noise keeps him sane
They say
hahaha
...hold me in your arms, like that Spanish guitar… all night long!!!
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radio
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:51:15 PM
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Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...
The Man she Married - by Motomoto
The man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk
The noise keeps him sane
They say
This cracked me up!
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Elder
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:55:22 PM
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Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...
The Man she Married - by Motomoto
The man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk
The noise keeps him sane
They say
you sure make a banging couple
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach,
Son
. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne,
The Essays of
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 5:12:13 PM
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Motomoto wrote:
Ok here we go...
The Man she Married - by Motomoto
The man she married
Is an outright swimmer
For a full decade
He had swam in alcohol
And now in substitution
Bangs the airport
Until my house sounds like a cat drinking milk
The noise keeps him sane
They say
in light of ride out the bear run
...dead pap!
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Tommy
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 7:22:09 PM
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na huyu @motomoto alitoka wapi. if i add other wazuans, i am sure wazua is definately a place to be.
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 7:24:03 PM
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am i in luv with wazua?
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
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Katibampya
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 7:35:19 PM
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Kali kweli. @Motomoto what about the kids that you two brought to this unforgiving world?
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vinii
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 8:45:33 PM
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..what about the househelp??
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Motomoto
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011 8:54:31 PM
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Tommy wrote:
na huyu @motomoto alitoka wapi. if i add other wazuans, i am sure wazua is definately a place to be.
CONFESSION
@Motomoto is just an old SK member who sometimes wants to play around unnoticed...You can guess who it is...!!!
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