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Guka 4 president
bwenyenye
#21 Posted : Tuesday, March 29, 2011 2:11:15 PM
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@Njunge,

Infact, your presidential limo has already made an appearance in the KK advert! That Peugeot 404 is just too sweet. It eclipses the toyota by far!
I Think Therefore I Am
Tommy
#22 Posted : Tuesday, March 29, 2011 4:14:17 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
@Wendz,
Sasa without your vote nani tapigia mimi??Pray ....reminds me of this MP who had less than ten votes.Seriously!!.My buddies wakose kufika kumi?Siku hiyo nang'oa reli peke yangusmile

That aspiring Mpig was not serious nor popular, he was just testing the waters, Kura kwa guka. will as many as are of a similar opinion say I.
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
Bree
#23 Posted : Tuesday, March 29, 2011 6:38:43 PM
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Yes Mr President! I will ensure my entire county votes to your favour.

One more request Mr President, no bookings after 9pm - your diary should read BREE every night from 10pm mpaka chee.
dossy7
#24 Posted : Tuesday, March 29, 2011 6:44:21 PM
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Bree wrote:


One more request Mr President, no bookings after 9pm - your diary should read BREE every night from 10pm mpaka chee.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Guka apparently the poking worked
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
Njung'e
#25 Posted : Tuesday, March 29, 2011 6:52:26 PM
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@Dossy,
A cornered President....smile ....Serikali itapinduliwa kama tuna-poke...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly !
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
simonkabz
#26 Posted : Tuesday, March 29, 2011 6:56:17 PM
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Gai! Guka hítùka na mùdú....@bree wololo!!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Njung'e
#27 Posted : Tuesday, March 29, 2011 6:59:24 PM
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simonkabz wrote:
Gai! Guka hítùka na mùdú....@bree wololo!!


Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
kingfisher
#28 Posted : Tuesday, March 29, 2011 8:13:16 PM
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radio wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, why don't we do our own poll here and see where we stand.

Opinion Poll

Comments accepted.


Wapi Guka kwa hii opinion poll??? Silly!! Guka is our candidate, any opinion poll without him is useless.
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
story teller
#29 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 6:42:45 AM
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Njung'e wrote:
@Wendz,
Sasa without your vote nani tapigia mimi??Pray ....reminds me of this MP who had less than ten votes.Seriously!!.My buddies wakose kufika kumi?Siku hiyo nang'oa reli peke yangusmile


ha ha ha ha ha ! man, you are hilarious..Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
story teller
#30 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 6:47:05 AM
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Njung'e wrote:
@MsKenya,
kama akina nani?Laughing out loudly.

Let me dream Kidogo;
It's twendi fifteen and i am in statehouse cooling off with a baridi.Sasha,my PS turns up and says,"Muthee,wameng'oa reli tena"....What is it this time round?"...."Eti uliiba kura na they want Raila to be the President!"....."Si mmpee President ya Rotary club EA?"


lol!
It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
Bree
#31 Posted : Wednesday, March 30, 2011 7:30:08 AM
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kingfisher wrote:
radio wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, why don't we do our own poll here and see where we stand.

Opinion Poll

Comments accepted.


Wapi Guka kwa hii opinion poll??? Silly!! Guka is our candidate, any opinion poll without him is useless.


@kingfisher, we need someone to escort ututho 2the hague or to bermuda on ur 1st assignment as a running mate au sio? Hehe

@guka, that's to ensure you remain sober thro' out the day otherwise stress za murugi strippin & shuttle diploma will turn into a man of few words i.e. In a month all u can say is kubaff...mav ya kuku lol
'user'
#32 Posted : Tuesday, August 23, 2011 9:22:25 PM
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guka unatangaza kusimama lini
2012 is here.Kenya is Ours.Be Part of The Peace Keeping Mission To Protect Our Motherland.Say No To Violence and Tribal Hatred .If you can read this,wewe ni mtu amesoma, usifikirie kama mtu hajaenda shule .Ni Hayo Tu
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