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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/9/2008 Posts: 2,824
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He can make it..cant he?? Guka you have my vote... jitokeshe mapema. @jahman as running mate! Ama a wazua lady... Its revolution tyme people.... When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Stop smoking wet weed. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/27/2007 Posts: 3,604
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y guka. we need people who can campaign using facebook and are technologically upright. ama? African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/23/2010 Posts: 1,229
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Njung'e wrote:Stop smoking wet weed. But he can smoke the petrol dried stuff 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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...And should make me his running mate to win the women votes...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2010 Posts: 3,504 Location: Uganda
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Time to seriously think about it . A wazuan for presidency is a thing I have been seriously thinking about. Why not take it a step further? Can we organise some Wazuan 'night meetings'? No need to keep on campaigning for current politicians when they have been scr*wing us from every direction punda amecheka
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Magigi wrote:...And should make me his running mate to win the women votes... after youve posted your passport photo that scared even the men?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Lolest, It even scared the Presidential candidate!...haha Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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He is even chewing the seeds...lol!!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/9/2008 Posts: 2,824
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Njung'e wrote:Stop smoking wet weed. @guka... this is serious biz, hacha kuleta mambo ya bangi hapa!! Kama hawesmek sema tupigie mwingine kampeni!! hapana regarega When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/9/2010 Posts: 894 Location: Nairobi
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Guka Guka Guka Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/29/2009 Posts: 217
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Aweke picha tumcheki…my vote will go to the most ‘eye candy’ as this the guy who’ll be in my TV most of the time for 5yrs min ...hold me in your arms, like that Spanish guitar… all night long!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Kingfisa, On some conditions that might require changing the constitution; 1.Your to be President has a serious phobia for slithers  .That KWS will arrest all snakes and kill them. 2.That all Man U fans will be arrested and shipped to Bermuda,prefferably in a plastic karaya with enough ration to last them no more than 20 minutes(Starting with Mwenza,Sasha,Wendz,Mcdoba and Machoka.....BK!) 3.That the house on the hill will have piped Tusker  . 4.Bree (Wambui wa Njung'e)  Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/13/2010 Posts: 869 Location: Nairobi
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Njung'e wrote:@Kingfisa, On some conditions that might require changing the constitution; 1.Your to be President has a serious phobia for slithers .That KWS will arrest all snakes and kill them. 2.That all Man U fans will be arrested and shipped to Bermuda,prefferably in a plastic karaya with enough ration to last them no more than 20 minutes(Starting with Mwenza,Sasha,Wendz,Mcdoba and Machoka.....BK!) 3.That the house on the hill will have piped Tusker . 4.Bree (Wambui wa Njung'e) Aaai! Ako tu kama wale wengine! ....above all, to stand.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@MsKenya, kama akina nani? . Let me dream Kidogo; It's twendi fifteen and i am in statehouse cooling off with a baridi.Sasha,my PS turns up and says,"Muthee,wameng'oa reli tena"....What is it this time round?"...."Eti uliiba kura na they want Raila to be the President!"....."Si mmpee President ya Rotary club EA?" Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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Njung'e wrote:@Kingfisa, On some conditions that might require changing the constitution; 2.That all Man U fans will be arrested and shipped to Bermuda,prefferably in a plastic karaya with enough ration to last them no more than 20 minutes(Starting with Mwenza,Sasha,Wendz,Mcdoba and Machoka.....BK!) @guka, I dont care if you are now a poking presidential candidate or not, but if you call me a Manuseless victim (sorry, fan) again, consider your plastic karaya(whatever that is)partner a slithering living thing!! ABK!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/13/2010 Posts: 869 Location: Nairobi
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Njung'e wrote:@MsKenya, kama akina nani? . Let me dream Kidogo; It's twendi fifteen and i am in statehouse cooling off with a baridi.Sasha,my PS turns up and says,"Muthee,wameng'oa reli tena"....What is it this time round?"...."Eti uliiba kura na they want Raila to be the President!"....."Si mmpee President ya Rotary club EA?" @Guka, wale wanatarajia hiyo nyuma kwa hill... But i wont forget the piped Tusker LOL! ....above all, to stand.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2009 Posts: 2,863
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Me to be shipped to Bermuda? Basi mimi nitachagua Bifwoli Wakoli. IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Wendz, Sasa without your vote nani tapigia mimi??  ....reminds me of this MP who had less than ten votes.Seriously!!.My buddies wakose kufika kumi?Siku hiyo nang'oa reli peke yangu  Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436
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Njung'e wrote:@Kingfisa, On some conditions that might require changing the constitution; 1.Your to be President has a serious phobia for slithers .That KWS will arrest all snakes and kill them. 2.That all Man U fans will be arrested and shipped to Bermuda,prefferably in a plastic karaya with enough ration to last them no more than 20 minutes(Starting with Mwenza,Sasha,Wendz,Mcdoba and Machoka.....BK!) 3.That the house on the hill will have piped Tusker . 4.Bree (Wambui wa Njung'e) Hii tu? I am on my way to Loliondo to bring the mzee's magic portion thufu and poof! hii yote utapata. Maybe he'll throw in a bijuti limousinecomplete with a dvd screen where u can watch mirugiunleash every now and then!!
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