Guka Guka Guka

@Kingfisa,
On some conditions that might require changing the constitution;

1.Your to be President has a serious phobia for slithers .That KWS will arrest all snakes and kill them.
2.That all Man U fans will be arrested and shipped to Bermuda,prefferably in a plastic karaya with enough ration to last them no more than 20 minutes(Starting with Mwenza,Sasha,Wendz,Mcdoba and Machoka.....BK!)
3.That the house on the hill will have piped Tusker .
4.Bree (Wambui wa Njung'e)

@MsKenya,
kama akina nani?.

Let me dream Kidogo;
It's twendi fifteen and i am in statehouse cooling off with a baridi.Sasha,my PS turns up and says,"Muthee,wameng'oa reli tena"....What is it this time round?"...."Eti uliiba kura na they want Raila to be the President!"....."Si mmpee President ya Rotary club EA?"

@Guka, wale wanatarajia hiyo nyuma kwa hill... But i wont forget the piped Tusker LOL!

@Wendz,
Sasa without your vote nani tapigia mimi?? ....reminds me of this MP who had less than ten votes.Seriously!!.My buddies wakose kufika kumi?Siku hiyo nang'oa reli peke yangu