chai ya milo

Chunga mali yako...

@justrant,
Kutwaa is kunyakua,kuchukua. I believe you meant kutoa.Ama?

Patience Pays in Guaranteed Checks

@Mr Tea,kiswahili ngumu bwana

some small car was blocking our way in a jam,the mad matatu guy literally sat on the horn cursing with all the impossible words..from nowhere,a policeman shows up and goes 'hii gari yako ni horny sana' ..it took me two seconds to digest what he meant ..up to now,i know thats the funniest line nimesikia allday

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...

Kenya Polytechnic University College

It's not where yu are,but where yu want to be.

u go to the shop and hear someone ask,'nipatie ile bamba 50 ya zain'

IF YOU EVER LOSE,MAKE SURE YOU NEVER LOSE THE LESSON!!

Just seen @pretty's profit warning post and thought it is interesting that the term often refers to a potential loss rather than simply a dip in profits.

If hip hop lovers are called hip hop heads,is it ok to refer to rock fans as rock heads?...sounds weird.

Huuyo ni binadamu ya m**i ya kuku

Chunga mali yako...

when you buy eggs keep in the kitchen then in the morning you can't find them uou go like. 'wapi mayai yangu?'


Bother not about yesterday's mistake,try to correct it today and avoid it tomorrow.

nipe keki,-this referring to scones or madathi

hey