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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/27/2007 Posts: 3,604
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thee are some things we say that are opposite or bring outa funny mening: 'amka ukalale' 'glass ya mabati' A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing posibility. African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/12/2008 Posts: 345
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Blackie ya red! (referrin to a red blackmamba bicycle.)
..if it is not expressly prohibited in law.. DO IT!!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/27/2008 Posts: 4,114
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Plastic paper bag. [Is the bag made of plastic or paper?] Behind the gardens...Behind the wall...Under the tree (Including: Red...Dark Blue...Yellow) Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/16/2009 Posts: 1,464
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'Pass me sauce'.........everyone calling tomato sauce just 'sauce' even when we have both tomato and chilli sauce
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/28/2008 Posts: 36
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Can you climb down right now!!!
We Pierce,hiyo yako sio oxymoron bwana.
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/2/2006 Posts: 519
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And direct translations...
Kanyanga mafuta! Step on the fat!
The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is now.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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...beat a corner.... NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/12/2008 Posts: 1,178
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You can't me! - hauniwezi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/16/2007 Posts: 2,114
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/11/2007 Posts: 1,680 Location: nairobi
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KCA university .....Kenya college of accountancy University... and a few other that my neighbour..i think you guys call him President Kibaki created..
muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/2/2009 Posts: 31
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nipe hiyo Kasuku (Reffering to every plastic container as kasuku)
Ama 'blueband when actually reffering to a different magarine
Why??
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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KCB Bank in Uganda. Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/6/2008 Posts: 118
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You are very less .......ati wewe ni kidogo sana
'men will have to give account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken' (Matthew 12:36). 'set a guard over my mouth and keep watch over the door of my lips' (Psalms 141:3). 'I have hidden Your word in my heart that I might not sin against You' (Psalms 119:11). Fear sees stumbling blocks,Faith sees stepping-stones!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 745
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child 1 asks : Tunaitwa?
Child 2 responds: Hatwitwi !!
Usichoke kutafuta salary
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/29/2007 Posts: 948
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Omo ya Toss ama Kasuku ya Kimbo (refering to a Kimbo plastic container) Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/11/2007 Posts: 1,680 Location: nairobi
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brav.. chai mugagatu!!!! lmao
muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/26/2009 Posts: 45
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Mtu wa bara : 'mnafanya nini?'
Mtu wa pwani : 'twala'
Mtu wa bara : 'haya malizeni kutwala twende'.....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Mosby, Hiyo ni kali sana.........i startled a customer.....!!...Haya.Pia wewe maliza kutwala...!!... God gives,mugikuyu takes. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/3/2008 Posts: 238
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G for Jesus and J for Germany!
if the incompetent and the reckless compete,the result is a disaster.. MN
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/25/2008 Posts: 36
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He was present to present the presents.....alikuwako kutwaa zawadi
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