wazua Sun, Nov 24, 2024
Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Log In | Register

8 Pages<12345>»
Useless Arsenal!
MaichBlack
#41 Posted : Sunday, March 06, 2011 12:31:48 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,452
Hey all. Don't be so hard on Arsenal for the home draw against Sunderland - a team that had lost four straight games before the Emirates visit.

I'm reliably informed that Arsenal were practicing for the draw the hope and pray they will get at Camp Nou. Now lets wait for Tuesday.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
mwenza
#42 Posted : Sunday, March 06, 2011 12:44:56 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 4/22/2009
Posts: 2,863
MaichBlack wrote:
Hey all. Don't be so hard on Arsenal for the home draw against Sunderland - a team that had lost four straight games before the Emirates visit.

I'm reliably informed that Arsenal were practicing for the draw the hope and pray they will get at Camp Nou. Now lets wait for Tuesday.




............Thought their fans categorically stated in this forum that they HATE DRAWS!

IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
MaichBlack
#43 Posted : Sunday, March 06, 2011 12:50:11 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,452
mwenza wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Hey all. Don't be so hard on Arsenal for the home draw against Sunderland - a team that had lost four straight games before the Emirates visit.

I'm reliably informed that Arsenal were practicing for the draw the hope and pray they will get at Camp Nou. Now lets wait for Tuesday.




............Thought their fans categorically stated in this forum that they HATE DRAWS!


The same ones who start their posts "Though we drew/lost we played bla bla bla..."
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
mwenza
#44 Posted : Sunday, March 06, 2011 1:06:49 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 4/22/2009
Posts: 2,863
MaichBlack wrote:
mwenza wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Hey all. Don't be so hard on Arsenal for the home draw against Sunderland - a team that had lost four straight games before the Emirates visit.

I'm reliably informed that Arsenal were practicing for the draw the hope and pray they will get at Camp Nou. Now lets wait for Tuesday.




............Thought their fans categorically stated in this forum that they HATE DRAWS!


The same ones who start their posts "Though we drew/lost we played bla bla bla..."



Yes, yes the same ones who always start their posts with "although we lost/drew am happy we played well blah blah blah blah......." I Have always wondered how many points are awarded for "playing well"
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
mwenza
#45 Posted : Sunday, March 06, 2011 1:12:18 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 4/22/2009
Posts: 2,863
On another note, West Brom beat Birmingham yesterday. Birmingham had thoroughly thrashed aseno who had luckily beaten Barca(note all clubs names are in upper case except...)

Does that mean West Brom are now the best club in the world?
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
jguru
#46 Posted : Sunday, March 06, 2011 1:34:44 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 10/25/2007
Posts: 1,574
mwenza wrote:
On another note, West Brom beat Birmingham yesterday. Birmingham had thoroughly thrashed aseno who had luckily beaten Barca(note all clubs names are in upper case except...)

Does that mean West Brom are now the best club in the world?


Ludicrous Sad
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
MaichBlack
#47 Posted : Sunday, March 06, 2011 2:35:53 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,452
mwenza wrote:
On another note, West Brom beat Birmingham yesterday. Birmingham had thoroughly thrashed aseno who had luckily beaten Barca(note all clubs names are in upper case except...)

Does that mean West Brom are now the best club in the world?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I know you are taking a jibe at @TAZ. He is the one who reasons like that!!! Hurumia yeye tafadhali. Leo ni jumapili. He he he.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Nobby
#48 Posted : Sunday, March 06, 2011 9:09:14 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 2/8/2007
Posts: 625
Location: Nairobi
I do not understand how people who call themselves champions in waiting can lose two games straight ans still talk about Arsenal losing the carling cup! They should be very worried about thier next games!! they are just pretenders on top!Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
nostoppingthis
#49 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 8:12:08 AM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
Men United (watu wa side B)....seriously, look at things objectively, the carling cup is something you were clearly eliminted from (then you go ahead saying how tumewawachia hiyo ash tray...how do you wachia, and you crushed out of it in 90 minutes!! are you saying you came into the competition to loose?? hopefully you will approach other matches the same...maybe muliwachia Chelsea and liverpool in EPL Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Arsenal lost the finals, not the end of the world!! Barcelona and ManUseless up next na Arsenal will shinda both!!Drool Drool Drool even if ManUgu's have no game midweek. I doubt this EPL is going to these ManU-re fellows...game on!! and Marseille only have to score the first goal for heads to hang low smile smile
Tommy
#50 Posted : Monday, March 07, 2011 8:56:50 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 12/9/2010
Posts: 894
Location: Nairobi
nostoppingthis wrote:
Men United (watu wa side B)....seriously, look at things objectively, the carling cup is something you were clearly eliminted from (then you go ahead saying how tumewawachia hiyo ash tray...how do you wachia, and you crushed out of it in 90 minutes!! are you saying you came into the competition to loose?? hopefully you will approach other matches the same...maybe muliwachia Chelsea and liverpool in EPL Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Arsenal lost the finals, not the end of the world!! Barcelona and ManUseless up next na Arsenal will shinda both!!Drool Drool Drool even if ManUgu's have no game midweek. I doubt this EPL is going to these ManU-re fellows...game on!! and Marseille only have to score the first goal for heads to hang low smile smile

Agreed
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
MaichBlack
#51 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 10:59:15 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,452
The government spokesman Dr. Alfred Mutua has just ended a press conference where he explained how Kenyans with friends and relatives who are Arsenal fans can ensure they don't commit suicide after today's game.

He has also indicated that the government has provided powerful sleeping pills which also clear the short term memory. An Arsenal fan will have the memory of the previous 8 hours wiped out in addition to sleeping for 48 hours. Every Kenyan is encouraged to find a way of slipping this pill into any Arsenal fans they know immediately before, during or immediately after the game. The pills are available free of charge at all government run heath centres.

Other measures the government has taken include the introduction of a fake TV station - channel 63. If you are unable to slip the pill in an Arsenal fan's drink/food, you are encouraged to tune to the station [with the said fan still around] immediately after the game. The TV station will report that according to the new FIFA rules - where boys playing against men are given more chances to win a game - there will be a replay at the Emirates and Barcelona will not be allowed to have a goal keeper. You can seek professional help for the Arsenal fan as he is waiting for the 'replay'.

It has also been declared that it is a criminal offense/an act of negligence not to put any Arsenal fan you know under suicide watch for the next 72 hours. Same applies for Saturday 12th March 2011.

For more information on how to avoid Arsenal Suicides, click on the link below:

www.Kenya-gov.go.ke/arsenal/suicide-watch/kenya#
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
McReggae
#52 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 11:34:48 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
MaichBlack wrote:
The government spokesman Dr. Alfred Mutua has just ended a press conference where he explained how Kenyans with friends and relatives who are Arsenal fans can ensure they don't commit suicide after today's game.

He has also indicated that the government has provided powerful sleeping pills which also clear the short term memory. An Arsenal fan will have the memory of the previous 8 hours wiped out in addition to sleeping for 48 hours. Every Kenyan is encouraged to find a way of slipping this pill into any Arsenal fans the know immediately before, during or immediately after the game. The pills are available free of charge at all government run heath centres.

Other measures the government has taken include the introduction of a fake TV station - channel 63. If you are unable to slip the pill in an Arsenal fan's drink/food, you are encouraged to tune to the station [with the said fan still around] immediately after the game. The TV station will report that according to the new FIFA rules - where boys playing against men are given more chances to win a game - there will be a replay at the Emirates and Barcelona will not be allowed to have a goal keeper. You can seek professional help for the Arsenal fan as he is waiting for the replay.

It has also been declared that it is a criminal offense/an act of neglect not to put any Arsenal fan you know under suicide watch for the next 72 hours. Same applies for Saturday 12th March 2011.

For more information on how to avoid Arsenal Suicides, click on the link below:

www.Kenya-gov.go.ke/arsenal/suicide-watch/kenya#


Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Jus Blazin
#53 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 11:35:53 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 3,966
Nobby wrote:
I do not understand how people who call themselves champions in waiting can lose two games straight ans still talk about Arsenal losing the carling cup! They should be very worried about thier next games!! they are just pretenders on top!Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

11-times Premier League champions out of the last 18 editions, 18-times joint English champions, and you still think we are pretenders? You must be high on the smuggled gold dust!
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
ProverB
#54 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 12:13:54 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 3/12/2010
Posts: 1,199
Location: Eastlander
..
...i sincerely had a feeling that after the Exorcism of Liverpool at Anfield, every devil would be on Arsenal's case today.. with an unabated vengeance..as if arsenal were playing for liverpool on sunday!!! smile
How right I was.
..Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven...Matt5:16
- 1769 Oxford King James Bible 'Authorized Version
MaichBlack
#55 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 12:47:16 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,452
Bacary Sagna's latest photograph

Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
nostoppingthis
#56 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 1:15:22 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
Enyewe @Maichblack, wewe ni hater...
MaichBlack
#57 Posted : Tuesday, March 08, 2011 11:43:02 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,452
Messi for Barcelona, messy for Arsenal
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#58 Posted : Wednesday, March 09, 2011 12:57:45 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,452
Quadruple my foot!

Two lost, two more to lose!

In future people will wonder how Arsenal ended up with one goal with zero shots on target. Actually, with zero shots!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
kingfisher
#59 Posted : Wednesday, March 09, 2011 8:11:08 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 4/9/2008
Posts: 2,824
MaichBlack wrote:
Quadruple my foot!

Two lost, two more to lose!

In future people will wonder how Arsenal ended up with one goal with zero shots on target. Actually, with zero shots!


Walionewa na refree....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Lakini enyewe walijaribu.... harafu as usual they disapointed... na huyo betina mbona alikataa kufunga???

And I have peace in the office
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
TAZ
#60 Posted : Wednesday, March 09, 2011 8:18:23 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 11/14/2007
Posts: 4,152
MaichBlack wrote:
Quadruple my foot!

Two lost, two more to lose!

In future people will wonder how Arsenal ended up with one goal with zero shots on target. Actually, with zero shots!


You must have been very disappointed with the equalizer whats even more interesting is that just one more goal would have knocked Barca out anyway that's water under the bridge. We lost against the best team in the world....good football from Barca.

I thing Wenger tried to defend the 2-1 lead in the first half which explains the shot on goal stats....same thing Inter did last year.
Users browsing this topic
Guest (5)
8 Pages<12345>»
Forum Jump  
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Copyright © 2024 Wazua.co.ke. All Rights Reserved.