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SK ni furahiday.....saa ya phombe!!!!
2 Miles
#241 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 4:13:32 PM
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This Mututho character is in the parliamentary committee on agriculture. Just how he became involved with alcohol related issues is funny. But I guess these are the rules that are made to be broken.

This is actually the first furahi-day of the year......
2 Miles
#242 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 4:18:57 PM
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This Mututho character is in the parliamentary committee on agriculture. Just how he became involved with alcohol related issues is funny. But I guess these are the rules that are made to be broken.

This is actually the first furahi-day of the year......
McReggae
#243 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 4:19:22 PM
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There was a caller from Naivasha yesterday who call Classic complaining that instead of Mututho using the CDF money to develop Naivasha, he is busy in Nairobi interfering with our drinking schedules!!!!Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
newfarer
#244 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 4:22:05 PM
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Fanyeni kazi ,stop whining, its only 38 minutes to time , times flies
punda amecheka
Mo
#245 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 4:24:34 PM
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Ututho is the act of refusing to buy someone alcohol

Mututho is somebody who is mean with alcohol

Nktutho is expression of being annoyed with such people

Gututha is to break mututho laws

Gututhuo is the effect of disobeying Mututho’s laws and ending up with a hangover.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.
McReggae
#246 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 4:26:06 PM
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Applause
newfarer wrote:
Fanyeni kazi ,stop whining, its only 38 minutes to time , times flies


Kwani people are waiting?

I thought everybody was gututhaing!!!Applause Applause
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Mo
#247 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 4:29:17 PM
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my tutharing is well underway. kwani iko mtu kwa ofisi?
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.
willin2learn
#248 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 4:41:28 PM
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Somebody tinkered with the office water dispenser in the afternoon! Half the office members are now staggering
McReggae
#249 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 4:47:33 PM
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willin2learn wrote:
Somebody tinkered with the office water dispenser in the afternoon! Half the office members are now staggering


Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
newfarer
#250 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 4:50:10 PM
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McReggae wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
Somebody tinkered with the office water dispenser in the afternoon! Half the office members are now staggering


Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad be careful next time he/she may put real poisonSad Sad Sad dont celebrate , instead investigate who did it and why

punda amecheka
2 Miles
#251 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 5:08:58 PM
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A few minutes past 5. Am very late.
2 Miles
#252 Posted : Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:58:19 AM
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If only Mututho's father wore a condom
McReggae
#253 Posted : Saturday, January 29, 2011 10:52:11 AM
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whitecap later, mambo ya mututho do not apply at ma local!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Tommy
#254 Posted : Saturday, January 29, 2011 2:17:00 PM
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McReggae wrote:
There was a caller from Naivasha yesterday who call Classic complaining that instead of Mututho using the CDF money to develop Naivasha, he is busy in Nairobi interfering with our drinking schedules!!!!Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

and nick and shiko are joking that they ask people for 1m signatures. can somebody tell them to get serious and they will get even 3m signatures. to think how many people are fond of booze....
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
JkMwatha
#255 Posted : Sunday, January 30, 2011 4:21:24 PM
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2 Miles wrote:
If only Mututho's father wore a condom


...or may be a good quality one.

you may find that his father probably wishes he had.
K22
#256 Posted : Friday, February 04, 2011 12:44:43 PM
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Countdown imeanza! :d/

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
Impunity
#257 Posted : Friday, February 04, 2011 12:57:51 PM
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Mwisho wa mwezi....

Applause Applause Applause

With Ututho law now well explained, order a crate at 10:59:59 pm and enjoy life!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

2 Miles
#258 Posted : Friday, February 04, 2011 1:30:47 PM
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Mr. Impunity......advise well taken!!!!!!!!!!
K22
#259 Posted : Friday, February 04, 2011 1:58:01 PM
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Starter ndio hiyo


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
McReggae
#260 Posted : Friday, February 04, 2011 3:14:58 PM
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