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SK ni furahiday.....saa ya phombe!!!!
wanyuru
#221 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 4:35:32 PM
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in other months on a Friday like this..... guys would be calling and sending smss promising to buy one or two....(ndio twende nyumbani tukinukia kama wanaume wengine).... Not a single sms has come in leo. mimi kwisha!!

@King si u take advance atleast urushe kamoja
marex
#222 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 4:38:04 PM
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ukiona mtu akiflash note ya thao saaa hii..huyo ni kisonko!
The way I am
Njung'e
#223 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 4:40:41 PM
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wanyuru wrote:
in other months on a Friday like this..... guys would be calling and sending smss promising to buy one or two....(ndio twende nyumbani tukinukia kama wanaume wengine).... Not a single sms has come in leo. mimi kwisha!!

@King si u take advance atleast urushe kamoja


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@Wanyuru,
Is it possible you have taken to smoking wet weed?? (bangi njigu)smile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
McReggae
#224 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 5:33:21 PM
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phombe ni ya president lager at 110/= home pub!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Intelligentsia
#225 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 12:31:30 PM
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FURAHIDAY! smile
Only guys enjoying their phombe must be Kenyans on the Ug/ Tz border who cross into those countries, waka and cross back to Kenya...to pee.

BTW, what happened to Tropez?
Passed there juzi after quite sometime and saw inabomolewa. Think
Too many businesses haven't done well on this street(Minar Restaurant, Smart Food Rest,Barnnets Furnishers,etc) maybe kanjo should rename it Bankruptcy Street.

mimi nenda kuchukua stool nende Ken. avenue bird-watching Drool

Tebes
#226 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 12:53:19 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
wanyuru wrote:
in other months on a Friday like this..... guys would be calling and sending smss promising to buy one or two....(ndio twende nyumbani tukinukia kama wanaume wengine).... Not a single sms has come in leo. mimi kwisha!!

@King si u take advance atleast urushe kamoja


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@Wanyuru,
Is it possible you have taken to smoking wet weed?? (bangi njigu)smile


@Wanyuru
Its January 21st. Many guys got paid prior to X-Mass so its now one full month since na pay day bado. You will be lucky if someone calls you to buy a bottle or two.

Where is Muthuto, Today he should declare no drinking until 7pm.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
McReggae
#227 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 7:59:45 PM
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doesn't whether mututho or mwezi mbaya, phombe ni lazima, vinii uko waphi???
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
mlefu
#228 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 8:09:28 PM
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its 8pm local time..and the new verse reads...where two or three are sited, a mexican soap is on the screen"
McReggae
#229 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 2:38:20 PM
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mapema mapema leo.....
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
KulaRaha
#230 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 2:52:16 PM
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I need a serious double, its been a rough rough day!
Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
nostoppingthis
#231 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 3:10:30 PM
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KulaRaha wrote:
I need a serious double, its been a rough rough day!


Leo Mututho yuko na shida, hata chairman is going past 11pm...
willin2learn
#232 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 3:22:43 PM
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Huyo mama wa Keroche alikosea sana kukosana na Mututho! Now we are all sufferin
newfarer
#233 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 3:32:36 PM
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Wanyuru & Willin ,where is Guka , ama he's been booked in for breaking mututho law?
punda amecheka
K22
#234 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 3:45:13 PM
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nilitutha jana madam akaleta shida.... sijui kama nitapewa Visa leo.....

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
TAZ
#235 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 3:53:42 PM
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willin2learn wrote:
Huyo mama wa Keroche alikosea sana kukosana na Mututho! Now we are all sufferin


Btw...I blame her for this, hii vita yake na mututho imetukosea sana
newfarer
#236 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 3:56:13 PM
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TAZ wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
Huyo mama wa Keroche alikosea sana kukosana na Mututho! Now we are all sufferin


Btw...I blame her for this, hii vita yake na mututho imetukosea sana




Kwani poombee ni dawa? si you can wait for another 1 hr 5 minutes
punda amecheka
wanyuru
#237 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 3:57:04 PM
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newfarer wrote:
Wanyuru & Willin ,where is Guka , ama he's been booked in for breaking mututho law?


apparently, guka tuthad past eleven last night akafukuzwo ni askari.....kufika kwa mlango mama akakataa kufungulia saitanisasa iko rumande

McReggae
#238 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 3:58:46 PM
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TAZ wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
Huyo mama wa Keroche alikosea sana kukosana na Mututho! Now we are all sufferin


Btw...I blame her for this, hii vita yake na mututho imetukosea sana


.....now that most of his consituents are drunkards, will he make it back to parliament!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
wanyuru
#239 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 3:58:58 PM
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newfarer wrote:
TAZ wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
Huyo mama wa Keroche alikosea sana kukosana na Mututho! Now we are all sufferin


Btw...I blame her for this, hii vita yake na mututho imetukosea sana




Kwani poombee ni dawa? si you can wait for another 1 hr 5 minutes



YES
newfarer
#240 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 4:01:34 PM
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1 more hour then to get your medicine
punda amecheka
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