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Impunity		#1 Posted : Wednesday, January 19, 2011 10:17:29 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada		If u watched K24 last night at prime time 9 pm news then u know why. Its all about the kuku samaa we've been junking on in town and estates. Its now confirmed that the chickens are fed on oestrogen (female hormone) to enable them grow to edible size in 5 weeks instead of 14 weeks. Effects on men folk? Yes we grow breast, no facial hair, soprano voiced and worst of all, the pinetree fails to stand and if it stands it wont last the journey and if it lasted then the juice will not fertlize anything. MEN BE WARNED! Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Jus Blazin		#2 Posted : Wednesday, January 19, 2011 10:40:10 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966		For how long have we been eating kuku sama for this to have an effect? Kama vile tunajua bangi hujimanifest in 7 years (hearsay), what about this oestrogen? Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Impunity		#3 Posted : Wednesday, January 19, 2011 10:44:50 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada		You need to stand infront of a full size mirror and see if u admire your breasts if u r a man. Have u ever thought of buying Viagra or Cialis?If yes then u r in the late stages of oestragen invasion. Have you seen that of late the Vigras/Cialis are even sold in lowly estates pharmacies like Kayole and Ongwaro?Kitambo they used to be sold in Westie only. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Impunity		#4 Posted : Wednesday, January 19, 2011 12:42:50 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada		Now I have a reason to give a wide berth to chicken and chips. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Gordon Gekko		#5 Posted : Tuesday, January 25, 2011 6:12:51 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/27/2008 Posts: 3,760		Impunity wrote: Effects on men folk? Yes we grow breast, no facial hair, soprano voiced and worst of all, the pinetree fails to stand and if it stands it wont last the journey and if it lasted then the juice will not fertlize anything. Were you describing a certain politician who went to Uhuru Park recently and couldn't take off when the teargas was lobbed and ended up in some shell?
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Jus Blazin		#6 Posted : Tuesday, January 25, 2011 6:20:27 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966		Impunity wrote: If u watched K24 last night at prime time 9 pm news then u know why. Its all about the kuku samaa we've been junking on in town and estates. Its now confirmed that the chickens are fed on oestrogen (female hormone) to enable them grow to edible size in 5 weeks instead of 14 weeks. Effects on men folk? Yes we grow breast, no facial hair, soprano voiced and worst of all, the pinetree fails to stand and if it stands it wont last the journey and if it lasted then the juice will not fertlize anything. MEN BE WARNED! And to think KFC (yes, Kentucky Fried Chicken) are setting shop here in Kenya...watu hawataacha kula kuku. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Magigi		#7 Posted : Tuesday, January 25, 2011 10:28:05 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya		Impunity wrote: If u watched K24 last night at prime time 9 pm news then u know why. Its all about the kuku samaa we've been junking on in town and estates. Its now confirmed that the chickens are fed on oestrogen (female hormone) to enable them grow to edible size in 5 weeks instead of 14 weeks. Effects on men folk? Yes we grow breast, no facial hair, soprano voiced and worst of all, the pinetree fails to stand and if it stands it wont last the journey and if it lasted then the juice will not fertlize anything. MEN BE WARNED! ...I am safe here! No wonder I am performing beyond expectatations...You see when I am taking my kids to Nandos, I carry my Muthokoi na nyunyi... I have been wondering why so many shambas want to use my jembe...Kumbe!!!
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mpobiz		#8 Posted : Wednesday, January 26, 2011 12:29:19 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 8/10/2010 Posts: 2,264		look at what i wrote as a reply to your post i was the 15nth person to reply to you. http://wazua.co.ke/forum.aspx?g=posts&t=10299 http://wazua.co.ke/forum...amp;m=136243#post136243 are you suffering from amnesia? but thanx for reminding us about this looming danger *Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...*
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dajoe		#9 Posted : Wednesday, January 26, 2011 9:25:43 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/22/2008 Posts: 20		no wonder young men nowadays dont have hair on their chests
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Wendz		#10 Posted : Wednesday, January 26, 2011 11:33:44 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268		Magigi wrote: Impunity wrote: If u watched K24 last night at prime time 9 pm news then u know why. Its all about the kuku samaa we've been junking on in town and estates. Its now confirmed that the chickens are fed on oestrogen (female hormone) to enable them grow to edible size in 5 weeks instead of 14 weeks. Effects on men folk? Yes we grow breast, no facial hair, soprano voiced and worst of all, the pinetree fails to stand and if it stands it wont last the journey and if it lasted then the juice will not fertlize anything. MEN BE WARNED! ...I am safe here! No wonder I am performing beyond expectatations...You see when I am taking my kids to Nandos, I carry my Muthokoi na nyunyi... I have been wondering why so many shambas want to use my jembe...Kumbe!!! I hope this Nandos outing does not include Master magigi.... Dont deny him a chance to pride himself as a mkulima hodari when time comes.
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Magigi		#11 Posted : Wednesday, January 26, 2011 4:13:22 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya		@Wendz ...Mkulima hodari...that is me. Sasa ukulima wa dakika moja ni ukulima wa aina gani? The cause of this is bad eating habits...A minute and he is already sweating and panting! What kind of farming is that. No wonder ladies are opting for MECHANISATION to increase t!he farm produce!!!
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Impunity		#12 Posted : Wednesday, January 26, 2011 5:01:14 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada		Magigi wrote: @Wendz ...Mkulima hodari...that is me. Sasa ukulima wa dakika moja ni ukulima wa aina gani? The cause of this is bad eating habits...A minute and he is already sweating and panting! What kind of farming is that. No wonder ladies are opting for MECHANISATION to increase t!he farm produce!!! Agrarian revolution. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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marex		#13 Posted : Wednesday, January 26, 2011 6:01:22 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2007 Posts: 656		Nie Nindamenyerire Kuria Nguku cia Gishenji!! The way I am
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Djinn		#14 Posted : Thursday, January 27, 2011 12:51:15 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/13/2008 Posts: 1,565		so this chicken makes guys grow chesticles?
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smano		#15 Posted : Thursday, January 27, 2011 8:25:17 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/13/2006 Posts: 2,589		Impunity wrote: Magigi wrote: @Wendz ...Mkulima hodari...that is me. Sasa ukulima wa dakika moja ni ukulima wa aina gani? The cause of this is bad eating habits...A minute and he is already sweating and panting! What kind of farming is that. No wonder ladies are opting for MECHANISATION to increase t!he farm produce!!! Agrarian revolution. I don't have chest hair but everything else is in the right place and functioning properly. By the way a farmer who frequently digs for just a short period needs to repair his jembe BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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Tommy		#16 Posted : Thursday, January 27, 2011 8:40:58 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/9/2010 Posts: 894 Location: Nairobi		@magigi, i concur there is a scarcity of quality farmers. however don't brag to be a good farmer and let the farm you have ploughed praise u. Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
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