Re-posting; to include the photo shot.

If you can read this job application letter without laughing, post your E-mail here and I will invite you for A 10,000 competition on WHO CANT LAUGH OUT LOUD.



Dear Sir

I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the manager.

Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on this one, I have caught you red handed coz I even attended the funeral and all burial proceedings and made sure that he was truly passed on before applying.

I can remember you saying on the funeral that he will be very difficult to replace, meaning there is no one at the moment. Well it's your lucky day sir; you already have found the best man for the job so look no more.

It is sad but strategic though, that he has left us, at least now I stand to benefit as he has left a vacancy for me. For that I shall forever be grateful for his timely death.

He too always spoke of early retirement and I guess this serves him well too. A deal that benefits all should be the substance of a fine
businessman. Ironsome, yes but death is truly very fair. Just imagine, the company no longer has to pay his retirement benefits.

The company will not have to worry about paying me a relocation allowance because he was my neighbour and it will be easy for me to simply jump over the fence into that beautiful big company house.

I also took it into my hands to quickly get a drivers' licence as I am sure the Prado will also be pushed over to me.

And sir, don't even try to cheat me on this one because I even know the mileage reading on that beautiful machine. This just goes on to prove that I am a determined self starter who is attentive to detail. Amiable qualities that
shout for themselves.

I am sure that after reading this, there won't be any need for a Seevee, just verification if I can stand up with the challenge. For that sir, I will be sending my pictures taken in the meantime of attending the funeral and burial so that you can see how tough I was and can be when employed.

As for my referee, well the same dead culprit was my referee so we can safely skip that part.

I only hope there will be no corruption as we are all still mourning. Thanks for advertising at the funeral because I could not have known

Yours ever smiling even in tough times.

Philip Sitienei.

In a meeting called by a County veterenary Officer to discuss animal issues, the Vet Officer told the farmers that he had heard complaints that there are some farmers whai are sleeping with cows, sheep, goats, pigs and snakes.
...after a short silence one farmer shot up and asked, '...and SNAKES!'

This 1000sh note actually paid 5 bills but wasn't spent!!

Jeff pays 1000 sh, n starts lukin 4 a gud rum at de county lodge. The Lodge attendant had a sh 1000 debt at de butchery so he settles the bill. The butcher owed a cattle dealer sh 1000;he goes to pay the deal. The cattle dealer owed a whore sh 1000,he then settles the bill. The whore had taken a room on credit at the county lodge and goes to settle the bill Meanwhile,Jeff does not find a gud rum..so he immediately demands a 1000sh refund!!!